{Darkness}
[[Back out of the Darkness, you've changed your mind|Welcome]]
Oh dear...
It would appear your soul has found it's way out of your own reality and is trying to enter another...
My name is The Gatekeeper.
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This realm has many names but I prefer 'Electric Boogaloo'. Think of the Electric Boogaloo as a conduit of all of the different realities that exist. I reside here to... regulate all incoming traffic...
You are about to enter the realm colloquial reffered to as the 'paint dimension'. It is a land of peace, music, war and thievery, much like your home. Their appointed ruler, the Archwizard Roy, found himself hurtling through here just the other day and wound up taking on the form of a 'cat' from your world.
The curious creature wanted to discover other dimensions when he discovered the existence of the Electric Boogaloo through years of studying it. His wish was granted but his world was left without a ruler. This has now led to a power vacuum which has already been filled by a 'Greylord Ronnie'. He wishes to turn the world to greys and banish the colourful paints the dimension gets it's name from...
You wish to return home? It is possible. The Archwizard's sages will know a way if you decide to aide them. Equally, the Greylord has a council of Temporal Barons which will no doubt reward your loyalty with passage way back through the Electric Boogaloo...
Alas, the desicion you make is not mine to decide...
{Before you, a great temple appears. You are inside it. In front of you are two open doors}
You must now decide on your form... what will you look like on the way out? What type of person will you be? What desiscions will you make?
There is a trickster who goes by the name of 'The Caretaker'. Please pay no mind to what he says, I don't want you getting lost....
I will leave the rest to you...
{Two doors. One ancient looking stone frame, devoid of colour. The other, bolstered with seven bright crystals each representing a different colour in the visible spectrum}
[[Pass through the Coloured Door]]
[[Pass through the Grey Door]]
[[Travel Through the Wormhole]]
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{Your hear the door slam behind you and lock}
{This next room is similarly grand to the last. Green foiliage ordanes the walls. A water fountain in the centre accompanies a flowing river that travles across the ceiling, defying gravity}
What is gravity?
{you speaking to yourself suddenly makes you aware that you have no voice or body}
{you also realise that you are not speaking yourself}
{As before, two doorways are in front of you. The first is covered in gold. It is expensive looking, but not outlandish particularly. The other, is a simple wooden frame. There is little flourish but it is clear that it was made with heart and soul}
What is the soul?
{freaking yourself out again, you decide to stop asking exostential questions and pass through a door}
{on your way to the door you notice a third door that was hidden by vines. It is locked from the over side. You cannot pass through.}
[[Pass through the Wooden door frame]]
[[Pass through the Ornante door frame]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{Your hear the door slam behind you and lock}
{This next room is similarly over-the-top to the last. Grey leather lines the walls. A magma fountain in the centre provides the only pigment and light source in the entire room.}
What is colour?
{you speaking to yourself suddenly makes you aware that you have no voice or body}
{you also realise that you are not speaking yourself}
{As before, two doorways are in front of you. The first is reminisant of French gothic desigfn. It is expensive looking, and extremely outlandish. The other, is a simple wooden frame. The wood is hastily nailed together and visible mold is determined to eat through it}
What is the determination?
{freaking yourself out again, you decide to stop asking exostential questions and pass through a door}
{on your way to the doorways, you spot another door to your right. It has green shrubs passing underneath it. They are the tendrils of an olive tree.}
[[Pass through the outlandish door]]
[[Pass through the moldy door]]
[[Pass through the Olive door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>The next room is...
{stop talking out loud its weird}
okay
{shit...}
{This room is divided into two huge sections that could hardly be qualified to being a room but more of an entire field. Above you is still the same hard-to-see ceiling.}
{The section to your right is a vast forest, in minature form. As you explore the enormous landscape, you find a small burrow society full of sentient animal-like creatures. They to, are in freeze-frame.}
{The section to your left is rolling country-side, again in minature. Dotted throughout the map are small hamlets of people, farmlands and the distinct smell of freshly produced pats}
{Beyond the scale of these scapes is, of course, another set of doors}
So what will it be?
[[Choose the left door, past the village]]
[[Choose the right door, past the forest]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>The next room is...
{stop talking out loud its surreal}
affirmative
{crap...}
{This room is divided into two large sections that could hardly be qualified to being a room but more of an entire town. Above you is still the same hard-to-see ceiling.}
{The section to your left is a gigantic medievil city, in minature form, spread across a 100x100m block of land. Dragons hang motionless mid-air, arrows almost touching it's hide but not quite.}
{Suprisingly, despite the clear attention to detail in the city, there lays a clearly out-of place trap door that could fit a regualr sized person in with ease. It is surrounded by torches and the inanimate bodies of men worshiping the square}
{The section to your right is a vast sea even bigger than the city but again, in minature form. On embarkment into the waters, you quickly sink to the sandy floor to find an enormous underwater metropolis, filled with bizzare sentient sea-creatures wearing fine armour and royal clothing}
{Beyond the scale of these scapes is, of course, another set of twin doors}
So what will it be?
[[Choose the left door, past the city]]
[[Choose the right door, past the sea]]
[[Jump through the trap door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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{this door leads to a downward spiral staircase that bends to the right a bit. It takes what feels like an eternity to desend it...}
The next room is...
{stop talking out loud, worm}
yes, me
{curses...}
{This room is divided into two huge sections that could hardly be qualified to being a room but more of an entire country. You can't see any evidence of this being a room other than the endless wall behind you.}
{The section to your right is an unbelivably vast civilization. Huge industrial pipes pump out grey smoke transforming the landscape into a toxic wreath of monochroma. Gigantic dark castles sit majestic on rolling hills of stone, lava and even , to the north, ice. An insidious air of the undead lingers across every faceat of the country.}
{The section to your left holds peculiar blue grassed fields, mushroom laden mountain mountains and decaying bogs. Dotted around are incredible orbs filled to the brim with cities containing creatures you cannot belive. The cities are injecting blue and grey material straight into the earth}
{Beyond the scale of these scapes is, of course, another set of doors}
So what will it be?
[[Pass through the industrial door]]
[[Pass through the peculiar door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The secion to your right is impossibly high as well as wide. It is an interlocking series of caverns, mineral depositis and the occasional fuming water soruce being the only distinctive features. On clser inspection you find the occasional settlement. Some, ordnaed with human sacfricfice, surrounded by paraying worshippers. Some of the people in this network appear to have no eyes. It is haunting to be here.}
{The section to your left is mostly a barren wasteland, save the occasional withered tree. Underneath this crumbled world, however, is an titanic slum, the scale you have never seen, full of hideous monsters that have been plucked from your nightmares}
[[Pass through the slum door]]
[[Pass through the cave door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{Your hear the door slam behind you and lock}
{This next room is similarly grand to the last. Green foiliage ordanes the walls. A water fountain in the centre accompanies a flowing river that travles across the ceiling, defying gravity}
{As before, two doorways are in front of you. The first is covered in gold. It is expensive looking, but not outlandish particularly. The other, is a simple wooden frame. There is little flourish but it is clear that it was made with heart and soul}
{on your way to the door you notice a third door hidden in the dark. It has some sort of bright multi-coloured light emitting from the other-side. It is locked from the over side. You cannot pass through.}
[[Pass through the Wooden door frame]]
[[Pass through the Ornante door frame]]
as you are about to pass through the doors, a voice beckons you to the other side of the room.
[[Go to the voice]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The next room is tiny compared to the last. It is stuffed full of props for some kind of elaborate abstract performance}
there's a man standing right there
{a man looks at you uncomfortably.}
the gender of this creature is undetermined
{a humanoid puppet looks at you with a twisted look on it's face. It slowly slithers a pair of hands down by it's side. Both of it's hands are extrremely sharp axes, covered and driping with pus. It's sewen together eyes look up at you. It starts to grin but stops itslef, replacing the expression with an open-mouthed scream.}
this is a play
{from out of nowehre a curtain falls all around you. Everything is dark}
out from the shadows, over there
{it lunges at you}
what is this feeling inside?
[[the feeling is courage. Draw your axe and smite the dirty enemy]]
[[the feeling is mana. Draw from inside a bolt of lightning towards the humanoid!!]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The next room is tiny compared to the last}
there's an ugly thing standing right there
{an orc looks at you uncomfortably.}
the ethnicity of this creature is undetermined
{an orc rears it's face southwards and begins to froth vile green juices out of the vast majority of it's holes. You've never seen an orc before but you know it must be an orc, somehow. It's head spins a full rotation, twice, then, corkscrewing mid-air, launches a full-frontal assault in you general direction}
what is this pulse inside?
[[the feeling is courage. Draw your sword and smite the dirty enemy]]
[[the feeling is mana. Draw from inside a ball of energy towards the orc!!]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The next room is as grand as the last}
there's a sea vampire mere inches away from your face
{it invites you to a quick dinner}
{it gestures to a table made entirely of flowing water. On it is a tasty lobster supper, with all but one of the trimmings.}
the age of this creature is undetermined. It looks young, attractive and exrtremely gender-fluid.
{you decide that a date would probably be sensible, given your current social standing and his clear royal lineage. You and the vampire sit down and begin to tuck into the generous portion size on the ice plate}
[[use a shell breaker and pick to obtain almost all the meat, skillfully, clearly showing this is far from the first time you have tucked into a healthy fat lobster]]
[[use a kind of lesser magic to re-form the food into your stomach, completely bypassing your sense of taste]]
before you make your choice, you hear a soft barking from under the table
[[inspect the barking]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The next room is as grand as the last}
there's a Goblin standing right there
{it looks at you as if you are a succulent treat.}
the lineage of this creature is undetermined
{a Goblin begins to giggle in front of you and begins to tinker, in delight, with a little pumpkin shaped ball. It is probably beggining to prepare it's super move. It would be unwise to allow yourself to be attacked in such a predictable way}
{it hurls a pumpkin grenade in your general direction}
oh no
[[Dodge the attack with the smart use of a transportation gadget]]
[[Teleport to the other side of the extremely oversized room]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The next room is completely englufed by thick smoke}
{despite this, your eyes are good enough to spot the 5-foot tall mole sprinting straight at you}
does this mole know who I AM?
{it dosen't do anyrhing to suggest that is the case}
{as it gets closer, it grinds to a hault and looks at you, dumb and unassuming}
this creature just wants a friend
{that is out of the question. This thing is pretty ugly. And poor. You don't want to be seen around that. Gross}
[[use your spear to slay the beast. Don't just put it out of it's misery though, it needs to be made into an example. After hours of artful torture, the mole, now after questionably even being classed as an animal at that point, will probably perish]]
[[why get your new clothes dirty when you could sort it out with a quick bit of medium magic? Simply turn it's organs inside out and rpelace it's brain with a boiled cabbage. That ought to do the trick]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{you find yourself in a long hallway in a huge castle throne room. Sitting at the end of the room is a High Elf, ordaned with jewelery and wearing a crown. He is surrounded by royal guard}
{he beckons you over}
the carpet feels unnaturally soft
{he smiles and commands you to do a silly dance for his entertainment. A beautiful woman by his side looks at you in disgust}
the whole world is laughing...
{you have a memory, a false memory no doubt, of why you are here}
{you didn't get captured. You allowed yourself to become enslanved to get this close to the king}
{they have despsied your kind for years}
time for some kill-kill
but the guards are strong and you are not
[[the woman beside him is an actress and a friend. Your skillful use of words has convinced her to stab the king in the heart]]
[[your alchemic magic has placed an illusionairy set of guards beside him that will expload into a poison gas cloud]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The next room stinks of poison and rat feet}
{the room looks just lie a casino for humanoids, the buttons are too small and there are elf waitors serving to gigantic fat humans. The humans turn to the waitors and shovel food directly from the plate to their mouths}
{you love a good bit of gambling and for some reason you cannot stand elves, but this human needs to leave right now}
{you walk over to the human ready to pounce}
is that a...?
{the human quickly draws an ancient looking pistol, it's design clearly more advanced than a musket but it is hardly modern, almost like the modern pistol had been developed in a different timeline where certain technological advances never happend}
{he cock the gun, wax dripping from one chamber and igniting a gunpowder portion}
he's going to kill
[[he has a gun, but so do you. Your gun is better and faster]]
[[a bit of blood magic will send any bullet that comes out of that right back into his face]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{An unexplainable taint of dread fills your lungs as you fall through the pit into the next room. Was this an unwise descion?}
You ventured too far and look what you have found...
{you fall to the floor, completetly unharmed}
oh yes, no body, got it
{above you is the recognisable click of the trap door locking}
{This room is divided into two huge sections that could hardly be qualified to being a room but more of an entire country. You can't see any evidence of this being a room other than the endless wall behind you.}
{The section to your right is an unbelivably vast civilization. Huge industrial pipes pump out grey smoke transforming the landscape into a toxic wreath of monochroma. Gigantic dark castles sit majestic on rolling hills of stone, lava and even , to the north, ice. An insidious air of the undead lingers across every faceat of the country.}
{The section to your left holds peculiar blue grassed fields, mushroom laden mountain mountains and decaying bogs. Dotted around are incredible orbs filled to the brim with cities containing creatures you cannot belive. The cities are injecting blue and grey material straight into the earth}
{Beyond the scale of these scapes is, of course, another set of doors}
So what will it be?
[[Pass through the industrial door]]
[[Pass through the peculiar door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{The next room is a small cabin in the woods, cold. Tiny compared to the last}
there's a man standing right there
{a man looks at you uncomfortably.}
that's not a man
{the creature pulls his entire skin off to reveal he is infact an Ent, a tricky creature and a master of illusion}
"you dare burn my lands. Do you not understand, my kind IS the land!"
he's reffering to deforestation
{you can follow his trail of thought but you fail to see how you personally could be held responsible for killing his entire kind, you're not exactly 'from here'}
there are roots everywhere
{unknown to you, the entire time the ent has been attempting to ensnare you with green magic! The ent grins and it's thick rooty beard heaves soil, water seepes out from it's feet and gas begins to emit from the top of it's head}
probably time to do something
[[deftly slash the roots with a sharp blade]]
[[pathetically slash the roots with a shiv]]
[[use cave magic to darken the room to make a quick escape]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{you chrage bolts of power into the puppets body. Instantly, the show falls apart and a round of appalause can be heard echoing around the room}
{the puppet's face hangs still, white ooze dripping down it's chest like sweet, sweet milk}
now is not the time for a drink
{the puppet erupts into a puff of smoke and suddenly in front of you lays to doors that weren't there before. To the left, a door lightly cast with embers. To the right, a door lightly peppered with roots and glowing green with magical energy. You hear a voice}
"To the left, a life of intense ritural, flames and worship"
"To the right, a life under threat but of some of the greatest wisdom in the world"
[[pass through the ember door]]
[[pass through the green door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{you attempt to draw a sword, like you have seen many heores on the battlefield do. Unfortunatly you have never seen combat it your life and you only have a small kitchen knife as a weapon. Nonetheless, you raise it up to the attacking beast}
{the orc crashes into you but shatters into shards of glass, causing you no pain at all}
it was never a threat...
{you hear a voice}
"you may be small but your heart is full of courage. A respectful and perhaps naive creature"
{two doors appear in front of you. On the left is a small grassy door that smells faintly of tobacco and mead. On the right is a small door covered in toadstools}
"do not take me for some conjoror of cheap tricks. To the left lies a path of relaxation, naiviety and drunkeness. To the right lies a quaint life with a large family and lots of friends"
[[pass through the grassy door]]
[[pass through the dark mushroomy door]]
on your way to choosing one of the doors, you can't help but notice a tiny crack in one of the walls of the room. It's probably nothing, but...
[[inspect the crack]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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{a ball of energy flings at the orc and exploads with petals. A sweet perfume fills the air. The orc stops what it is doing and finds bigger fish to fry.}
That was a bit embarrasing
{when it leaves, two large doors appear in front of you and a thick perfume blankets the already sweet smelling room prodcued from your magic. To the left, a wet door that is emitting the sound of a small babbling brook. To the right, a pink door. Coming out of it are tiny, happy fireflies}
"you must choose a fate. This is your final step."
where is that voice coming from
"to your left, a life of sloth, happiness and mystisism. To the right, a life of pure magic, sweet smells and oppression."
[[pass through the pink door]]
[[pass through the wet door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{you click your fingers and tiny wheels appear behind you and swiftly hurl you away from the dirty goblin, allowing you to launch a counterattack with a well placed sock to the head. The goblins face crunches and blood flies everywhere as it's body shatters to a thin glass and dissapears into the aether, somewhere within the realms of the Electric Boogaloo itself...}
it was an illusion
{a mechanical thud can be heard as cogs turn in front of you and two heavy iron doors swivel around and face you at the other end of the room. To the left, a door that smells of freshly smithed steel. You can hear hammers hitting metal as embers burst out from it. The other is laden with swords with the scent of industry and ale.}
"two doors. Two races. You must make a choice."
"the door to the left is a life of pride, stubbornness, hoarding and rich mining. The door to the right is a life of conquest, drunkeness and industry. Choose."
[[pass through the steel door]]
[[pass through the door laden with swords]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{warping both space and time, you find yourself at a vantage point behind the orc. You raise a staff and send a shcokwave of mystical energy straight into the goblin, disintergrating it at once. Shards of glass that used to be it's skin litter the clean floor}
you'll get your housekeeper on this
{before it even happens you sense the precense of two doors. You turn to greet them and sure enough, seconds later, two doors appear}
{to the left is a door with a gigantic clock on it. It is running backwards. To the right is a door covered in stars. It is a thing of beauty. The, from somewhere in the confines of the Electric Boogaloo, a voice:}
"you must..."
choose a door?
"yes. To the left is..."
a door that will bring a life of science, importance and knowledge. To the right, a door that will bring a life of mystisism, responsibility and wisdom
"yes."
[[pass through the door of time]]
[[pass through the door of space]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{the vampire is clearly impressed by what he has just seen}
{he simply nods and shatters into glass right in front of you, along with the table and tasty lobster meat}
oh
{then, in front of you, two doors appear}
{the one on the left is surrounded by intense and bright feathers with wonderful patterns and colours you do not recognise. The one on the right was smothered entirely by scales. Warmth radiated out of the slick shiny surface. A voice speaks out from the darkest crevices of the Electric Boogaloo realm...}
"your destiny lies ahead of you"
"to the left, a regal and proper life. Small skrimishes will happen but war is far beyond you. To the right, you will respect the royal family with fierce passion. You are highly religious and physically powerful."
[[pass through the scaled door]]
[[pass through the feathered door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>"Yer nat fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it - yer nat fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!"
{you realise that perhaps this wasn't the best way to play this given the terrifying sight of the creature and it's ability to probably eat you as well as the lobster currently residing inside your stomach}
the lobster was great
"Hark Ronnie, hark! By what passage beyond sacred realms doth the eye that greets me harp a swan song behind chattered teeth and salted form? I bid thee a harsh sleep, child, for crusty tentacles smother yer vision so, an' dark, whimsicle tales of burnt bludgeoned tooth nay warery a traveller beckoning hope upon those coasts of yore!"
{the entire scene shatters into glass, everywhere and out from the aether appears two more doors}
{to the right, a door that is black and white and slightly furry. To the left, a door that stinks of the sea and a faint perfume of flowrers...}
{a voice:}
"to the right, a life in a magical empire, you are proud, never-tiring and fiercely determined. To the left, a life heavily protected, majestic and wonderful. Also: salty."
[[pass through the black and white door]]
[[pass through the salty door]]
"there is a third door, if you dare"
[[pass through the vast coloured door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Quite a lot of time has passed
It's probably dead now
{you place your hand on it's collapsed lung}
this creature died hours ago
{in front of you, the walls of the Electric Boogaloo (and by extension, the fabric of time) revolves several million degrees in front of you before stopping instantly, causing four large shcokwaves over your body}
it is another set of doors
{you are bored of this now}
"two doors, two fates, one reality"
{To the left, a salty door that stinks of rum and is laden with fresh loot. The right door is wooden but from underneath you can see the signs of a bustling sandstorm behind it}
"To the right, a life of vast desert conquest, lies, corruption and wealth. To the left, a life of vast aquatic conquest, lies, corruption and booty."
"choose a path"
[[pass through the alchoholic door]]
[[pass through the sandy door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>The smell of cabbage fill the air but it was worth it. Cabbage isn't so bad really.
{the air in front of you (the Electric Boogaloo's air contains tiny particles of antimatter) begins to combust in a series of fireworks before your eyes and under your nose}
This is. Interesting.
{not long after the atoms began to annihilate themslves, two doors appear instantly, a warm heat being produced from them as the bonds between the atoms of the door begin to vibrate}
Then, a voice booms out
"here are your final set of doors"
{the warm doors are different in appearence. One, to the left, is dripping in blood, it exerts a pressure so strong that you feel like your special moves won't be able to be used as much without restoring them... the other, to the right, is so dark it begins to bend light towards it}
"to the left, a world dripping with delicious blood. To the right, a life of dark secrets and the beggining of the end of ages"
[[pass through the bloody door]]
[[pass through the dark door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>A deft shot in the lower lip, followed by a roundhouse kick finished off the gastly humanoid, sending him straight dan'unda'
{a noise echoes from afar. It is the sound of a violin being played}
{the noise keeps getting louder, louder, LOUDER}
Can someone stop playing the violin please?
{the violin stopped and two doors appear in front of you.}
where are they though?
{the doors are made entirely from sound waves and so you must listen to them in order to pass through...}
{Your left ear hears the clitter clatter of millions of tiny bones. Your right ear detects the neighing of a horse and the wet pitter-patter of fleshy feet}
"now choose a path, child of the Boogaloo"
{you hear a voice but it isn't a sound but a person in front of you using sign-language to communicate}
"to the left, a life of constant war and endless calcium deposits. To the right, a life of being an exiled freak, forever in pain and suffering and constant need to gallop without the ability to gallop"
[[pass through the calcium door]]
[[pass through the distinctly horse-y door]]
whilst you take your time to decide, you notice a small vortext appear on the other side of the room. Do you have time to check this out? Maybe. Maybe not.
[[check out the vortex]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>You perform some blood magic and it goes wrong in the best way possible: the bullet turns into a guillotine and is flung directly at your attacker. Before seeing the man's gory end, the scene vansishes before your eyes.
That's really boring.
{the room starts filling with water. The second you can feel it, you realise it is extremely warm}
{very soon after it started filling, the room is now entirely submerged, holding in your last breath as much as you can, your lungs finally give in and you inhale litres and litres of boiling hot water... only to find you can now breathe under-water}
that's pretty lucky
{not much time later, you notice two circular doors in front of you, they open with a mechanism similar to a submarine}
"two doors, two lives"
a voice bubbles out of the depths
{you look at the doors, the left one is seeping a thick sludge and a thcik blue oil. The other is tainted tinged red, a very real evil emitting from it}
"to the left, a world within an orb. Covert the luxuries your enemies have and destroy them. To the right, red, pure, evil."
[[pass through the red door]]
[[pass through the sludge door]]
"there is, however, a third door, if you dare."
[[pass through the vast grey door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>You run away from the creature but run full-force into the walls of the room and pass out.
You reawken, unsure of how much time has passed. You don't feel any pain though. You don't really have a physical form here, afterall. What you do notice though, is that two brand new doors have appeared in the time you were out.
{to the left, an ordinary moist door that is extremely LOUD. It wonb't stop SCREAMING. To the right, a tiny little whole that seems to be making the room darker the more you look at it.}
"ah-hah! it is the wealking!"
he's talking about you
"were you aware of the question and the clues?"
you don't know if you don't know what he's talking about
"regardless, you are here. Choose a door. To the left, a life of temptation and murder. To the right, a life of revenge and power"
[[pass through the LOUD door]]
[[pass through the increasingly dark door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>The woman goes to stab the King. She smirks and winks at you. The king then looks at her and smiles. He knew this was coming. He's wearing mail! Run! RUN NOW!
Before you are able to escape, the whole scene puffs up into smoke, choking out your throat with carbon...
When the smoke subsides, a set of two doors appears before you, different from the ones you have seen before.
{On the right, a filthy door seeping with poison and random pieces of metal. On the left, a fleshy green door adjorned with axes and the occasional piece of meat. Juicy, juicy meat.}
"ah, you have found yourself to the most unpleasent ends of the Boogaloo!"
what does that mean?
"you have gone through several doors, all your own choice and have managed to get to these digusting entrances... you should feel bad about that. Anyway, I'll do what I always do. Both doors are full of hate, evil, filth and gore. They're both very similar. Just pick the one that you think looks the worst, I suppose. That's what you like, isn't it? Filth."
[[pass through the poison metal door]]
[[pass through the green, fleshy door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>You await the brilliant explosion... but nothing happens. The King looks at you with a smirk. They're on to you. GET OUT NOW!!!
Before you are able to escape, the whole scene puffs up into green smoke, choking out your insides with poison...
When the smoke subsides, a set of two doors appears before you, different from the ones you have seen before.
{On the right, a filthy door covered in used arrows and weird... slime? On the left, an invisible door. You can't really see it. It's there though. You think.}
"ah, you have found yourself in the second most unpleasent end of the Boogaloo!"
what does that mean?
"you have gone through several doors, all your own choice and have managed to get you here... you should feel pretty bad about that. Anyway, I'll do what I always do. Both doors are full of hate, evil, filth and gore. They're both very similar. Just pick the one that you think looks the worst, I suppose. That's what you like, isn't it? Filth."
[[pass through the arrow door]]
[[pass through the invisible door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>{you slam an axe straight into the face of the puppet. Instantly, the show falls apart and a round of appalause can be heard echoing around the room}
{the puppet's face hangs still, black ooze dripping down it's face like sweet, sweet reacle}
now is not the time for pudding
{the puppet erupts into a puff of smoke and suddenly in front of you lays to doors that weren't there before. To the left, a door covered in soil and daisy. To the right, a door covered in sand and sticks. A voice can be heard echoing around you}
"To your left lays a life of tradition, peace, homely comfort and trivial disputes"
"To your right lays a life of ritural, pracitse, meditation and defense"
this is it
[[pass through the daisy door]]
[[pass through the sticky door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Badger
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Badger.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Badgers are of the more 'quaint' people in the Paint Dimension and will often avoid physical conflict and prefer a tea and biscuit over a light bit of diplomacy. That being said, the badgers and intelligent and extremely self-aware. There are many strong enemies out there and the Badgers no more than most that they are a frail species and could be incredibly exploitable if led in the wrong direction.
Luckily for them, the Badgers have a strict yet fair hirearchy and political system and are inherently cunning and inventive. These two aspects keep their species thriving and on the council alongside more advanced societies, despite their small numbers and comparatively primative technology.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Baboon'mn
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Baboon'mn.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Baboon'mn are a highly religious people who live in scattered tribes across the vast savanna of Ablom'Ghol. The creatures live extremely basic lives, free of almost all technology. They speak a language that is only understood by select scholars outside of the Baboon'mn themselves. Even different tribes amongst the race will have heavy dielects that require years of study to master the idiosyncrasies between the micro-cultures.
Some races, particularly those living under the rule of the Greylord, do not even know of the existense of the Baboon'mn. This is a blessing and a curse. Although the Baboon'mn live a peaceful life, mostly un-opposed save for the odd monster raid, they are also cut-off from the rest of the world and the important information it can provide. It is for that reason that most Baboon'mn began to panic when colour started to fade across the world, many tribes beliveving this to be the end of times and committing mass suicide and tributes to their gods.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Fennen
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Fennen.png" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Fennen are a humble race that live in the shadows. They used to be numerous and live in many forest communities across the Paint Dimension. However, other, more popular races, encroached on their territory, bit by bit, until now they have become refugees held captive in gigantic cities of dwarves, humans and some even hidden within vast vampire slave colonies.
Despite all of this, the Fennen have remained a peaceful race who look to aide the Archwizard in every way they can. Skilled in the art of remaining un-seen, the Fennen have played a huge role in securing key material and killing great evil in order to restore colour to the world. Of course, is you ask a High Elf, they will not mention the work of a Fennen in the battle against evil and will never acknowledge the huge Fennen slums that exist, hidden within their rich streets.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Ent
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Ent.png"width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Little is known about the mysterious Ent. That is to say, there is a lack of records of their existense and society. However, that is not to say that there are no being in the Paint Dimension who are fully aware of their existense.
Many years ago, gigantic forests, bigger than any city or even some smaller countires existed and were teeming with lots of different life forms. Almost all of these creatures and monsters are now thought to be extinct except for two races. One, are the Fennen, who are belived to be direct descendants of fox creatures who used to thrive in the large wooded ecosystems.Now, the land that used to harbor such a wealth of fauna and flora has been stripped barren and replaced by the gigantic orb cities of the Molluscuns, tainted spawns of experiments gone wrong on former non-sentient creatures.
What very few Ent that remain, stay extremely hidden in only the most protected forests, with minimal contact between other Ents so as to avoid being spotted by a poacher. The scholars who are aware of their existense predict they will be extinct in a matter of decades.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Halfling
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Halfling.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Halflings are a simple, eccentric people who drink hard, dance loud and breed heavily. Secluded in beautiful countryside behind gigantic foreboding mountains that are the home of the Time Barons, Halflings have enjoyed total peace for most of their time in the Paint Dimensions.
Originally a crossbreed of Dwarf and Gnome, Halflings, despite seeing little to no combat in most of their lives, exhibit admiral courage. It is this unrelenting zest for living and effort to keep those who they love breathing, that keeps the Time Barons watchful gaze over them. Perhaps in this world, keeping the most wonderfully happy race of people alive will bode well for a future not at war.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Gnome
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Gnome.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The common Gnome drinks tea, smokes dried mushroom and drinks tobacco. The uncommon Gnome will tell you that Gnomes are a noble race who have defended the dwindling forests of the Paint Dimension with their magic for centuries. The common Gnome will argue back that Gnomes are unoble, do not practise magic and then likely pass out from the smoking they had just partook in.
Truth be told, Gnomes play a very significant role in blending potions made of mushrooms and other forest delights. What started off as a good buisness to get Gnome economy on a roll was quickly explotied by much bigger, very unkind races that now sell Gnomes on the black market.
Your average urban Gnome can be seen as court jester, personal 'potion' supplier and, more often than not, both of these with a light bit of thievery on the side, owing mostly to their tiny proportions. The selling and trading of Gnomes as a commodity of greatly frowned upon by all cultures alligned under the guidance of the Archwizard but unfortunatly Gnomes also taste really good, so it is difficult to police something so delicious.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Fairy
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Fairy.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Fairys, as a society, are practically non-existent. Having said that, fairy colonies are plentiful throughout the world. A long time ago, many different types of fairys existsted, ice, fire, grass and soforth, they would govern the winds of magic and ensure balance was found in every ecosystem. There were governments and agencies throughout the world that would work together and played an essential role in protecting the Paint Dimension from complete ruin.
That all changed.
Some debate that the dawn of mankind ushered in a new era for all, others downplay the blaim on humans and point the finger at the fairies whom began to inter-breed and lose their ability to control their ancestor's magical strain. In any case, the only fairy that remains is known technically as the energy fairy, through it's inate ability to control the mysterious property that is changing the world. To most however, they are simply 'fairys' as they are no the exclusive breed remaining.
Fairys work with humans, dwarves and other higher-races to ensure the dark forces led by the Greylord never rise up too far. Once the world started losing colour, however, even the fairys, with all their wisdom, began to doubt the future of colour.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Lakemaid
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Lakemaid.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Lakemaids, resembling humans with gigantic fish tails, exist exclusively by fresh water sources. Most of their day is spent singing, drawing in unsuspecting victims with their inate sexual allure. Unlike the monsterous sirens, lakemaids simply want to commit harmless muggings, daylight roberies or sometimes just practical jokes, to pass the time. Sometimes they really do fancy one of the poor folk who pass by. This is almost always unsuccsesful, however, as the lakemaid's exclusive diet of uncooked trout, salmon and so on makes for a particulalrly potent breath that will knock back even the bravest of souls.
Even if that were not enough to push away any would-be lovers, Lakemaids, despite their feminine appearence, are extremely asexual, possesing a bizzare cubular sexual organ that, from time-to-time, spits out a baby Lakemaid that, for reasons unknown, has a very different genetic makeup to it's parent.
This process, known as half-maid-life emission, has been a huge studying point for researchers into the field of probability, true randomness and, as a result, the fabric of reality itself. This path that was laid out eventually made it's way to the ears of the council of mages where the Archmage himself became very interested indeed, eventually leading to the first signs of the existense of the Electric Boogaloo.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Dwarf
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Dwarf.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Dwarves are probably the hardiest race in the Paint Dimension. They definitely consider themselves to be that. Every Dwarf knows a miner, or is a miner. Harvesting valuable ores, gems and relics is in their blood. So much so, that what is considered 'poverty' for a dwarf, would be likely seen as pretty wealthy in most other societies.
Dwarven cities are enormous and can be found scattered across the world, always found near a plentiful mine. Dwarvern cities are a mess to navigate because their roads and buildings have been designed around the location of the next mine. When that mine is depleted, they build more roads to the next.
Whilst this has led to considerable blacksmithing skills and claim to some of the toughest warriors wearing the toughest armour in the world, the vast abundance of abanadoned mines left behind from previous dwarf generations has become the home of more insidious creatures...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Human
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Human.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Humans are one of the most dominant races in the world due to their excellent adaptability which has led them to exist in every city in the Paint Dimension. With this, however, comes some shortcomings. Humans are not the strongest, most intelligent, fastest, most cunning creatures. They do not possess the muscle of the dwarves, the magic of the High elves, the toxic phlegm of the molluscs or the wings of the fairy. However, they do have their machines.
Born out of their adaptability, human machines have changed everything in the world and have, for better or worse, allowed the world to become more connected than ever, more richer than ever and host bigger and far worser wars than ever. Humans have even managed to accidently create entire species as a result of their endless experimentation: the Higher Vampires are proof of this; born from the body of man and transformed with tainted magic seeped from the fuel drippings of engine room of the Electric Boogaloo (of course, the humans and vampires belive this magic to be vampiric or hellish energy, a fantasy, of course).
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Temporal Baron
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Temporal-Baron.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Temporal Barons look almost like humans except for their vastly different metabolism. Armed with four stomachs, a Temporal Baron can only fufill itself with a meal quadruple that of a human. This abundance of energy is of course channeled into an energy in which the race have gained their name: temporal magic.
Temporal magic (in reality it's the same material as the walls of the Electric Boogaloo) is an essence that allows for time travel. The magic works by sending matter in exact atomic equivilence to the matter being used as fuel to power the temporal magic, back or forwards (sometimes left, but never right) in time. Two of the four stomachs of the temporal baron is used to simply power the baron itslef, the other two are used for the magic.
Of course, the Barons have a way of using this magic in plenty of engenious ways, making them by far th most technologically advanced culture in the Paint Dimension. Thier methods and gadgets are top secret though, as is their society which only invites the occasional guest in to their mountain home, that being almost always a High Elf.
The Temporal Barons and the High Elves forged a pact, centuries ago. Whereas the Barons have mastered time, the Elves have mastered space. The two races vowed to never use their magic outside of their own society and to never interfer with the outside world unless the fate of the Dimension was in peril.
The elves belive that both sides have never needed to use their magic on the outside world. In reality, every 50 years or so, dark elves hidden amongst the ranks of High Elves are allowed into power and unleash wars that the world have never seen before, raining death and destruction on all. When this happens, the Barons transport every being in the world, save for the tainted elves and those who bought them to power, back in time and thus on a completely new timeline, or 'dimension'. It is for this reason that the current Paint Dimension is more like the 100th of it's kind and it is also why technology here has never gone past what it does in 50 years time, or so.
To power this great transportation every 50 years, the temporal Barons mostly use their magic to be stored in gigantic battery farms so that, when the time comes round again, there will be enough magic to transport every citizen back in time.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>High Elf
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/High-Elf.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The High elf society considers itslef 'above' all other life forms, save for the Temporal Barons (of whom they secretely despise but tolerate). A long time ago, a High Elf Indigo Mage discovered how to teleport great distances in an instant and also how to transport objects in a very similar way. This secret art remains a top secret amongst High Elves. In fact, there is an age-old pact between the High Elves and the Temporal Barons for each race to keep their secrets of space travel and time travel to themselves and to only inact the powers should a great tradedgy befowl the lands.
Thus far, neither part have had to use their respective technologies...
Hidden within the ranks of High Elf culture are sects of Dark elves who are planning to topple the High Elves and use the space magic to it's full powers. Luckily, an order of highly killed Space Keepers guard the secrets with their life and a leak of information has never happened in all of High Elf culture.
That is what they thought...
Several years ago, a tiny rift in space was discovered. Viewing the rift turned all of those observers blind in the process. These scholars scribed the vision to their apprentices to write down the information of scrolls, as they could no longer write. When the scroll was complete, the apprentices too, went blind. It would seem even trying to imagine what was through that portal would be enough to send the mind into madness...
What they were seeing, of course, was the enitre Electric Boogaloo, an image that even the mightiest of gods would not be able to comprehend. As to why the rift appeared, some speculate that it is a random occurance that has happend before, unnoticed. Others, however, speak of a more worrying prospect, that the boundries of spacetime are being stretched by the existence of two many parrelel-realties squeezed tightly next to each other, something that could only occur if a gigantic, repetetive shift in a timeline had occured dozens of times over...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Salamd'a
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/lizard.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The salamd'a are a proud savvanna civilization that pride themselves on their vast desert armies. They are long, fierce rivals of the zebrado at constant war over savvannan territory, ripping up Baboonm'n terriotory without realising it to create tactical millitary bases.
Their physical ability eclipses that of the Zebrado, employing extreme, world class millitary-formations of warriors and carefully placed long-ranged archers to pin down the clumsy Zebrado ranks.
They are good intentioned though, working tirelessly to protect the Savanna's cyan gem at all costs from any outside evil. They belive the Zebrado to be tainted demon spawn but in reality the Zebrado are extremely similar to the Salamd'a. If the two opposing forces realised this, the united Savvannan front would be a mighty force to be reckoned with across the Paint Dimension.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Tal-Kalal
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/harpy.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Paint Dimension's only civilized race with significant air precense, the winged Tal-Kalal are a formidible police-state, protecting the world with their huge air-dominance wether the world wants protecting or not.
Tal-Kalal were once in possession of the clear colour gem before it was snatched away by a Greylord loyalist and planted in the heart of Kinnara territory: a total no-go zone even for the Tal-Kalal. This humiliation on the world stage destroye the forced trust the world had with them and started the re-arment of all of the great civilizations in the world. This promted the Tal-Kalal to threaten to use force against those building an army, but, to their suprise, the humans had created an extremely effective anti-air deterent and sold it to all buying factions.
Now, the Talk-Kalal plot in secret in their towering cloud-kingdom, trying this time to prove to the world that they can be the go-to defense force of the world, instead of doing it by force as they had done previously.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Zebrado
<img src="https://sitebuilder.yola.com/restricted_view/site_design/2ce4a32cd7cf4f638fb6fdc8c9aae1c5/resources/zebrado.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The zebrado are a proud savvanna civilization that pride themselves on their vast desert armies. They are long, fierce rivals of the Salamd'a at constant war over savvannan territory, ripping up Baboonm'n territory without realising it to create tactical millitary bases.
Their magical ability eclipses that of the Salamd'a, employing extreme, world class alchemical-formations of red mages and carefully placed long-ranged priests to heal their units mid-battle.
They are good intentioned though, working tirelessly to retireve the cyan colour gem from the Salamd'a at all costs from any outside evil. They belive the Salamd'a to be tainted demon spawn but in reality they are extremely similar to the Zebrado. If the two opposing forces realised this, the united Savvannan front would be a mighty force to be reckoned with across the Paint Dimension.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Ah the mighty Crusteble. These crab-like lobsterfolk are the saltiest in the thirty-nine seas. Rich in sodium and chlorine too, Crustebles' diet consist of freshy baked trout, hake and often shellfish too.
Hake, with a little bit of garlic, Crusteble-skin salt and a sprinkling of pepper really unlocks the flavour of the base fish. Pair that with freshly prepared pasta and a slice of exoctic Zebrado fried planktonbread, then you're half way to making a Tre'beou Lepast-no-kaka, one of many famous Crusteble dishes renowned throughout the Paint Dimension.
Crustebles are fine diners and true connoisseurs of the tastier part of life but are also well regarded crusty expansionists: rangers of the sea bed that protect the wild coral and fish species that are essential for their extravegant diet.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Warrior (Δ)
You have chosen the life of a warrior.
Warriors are firece soldiers on the frontline of battle, or policing society. Sometimes intelligent, often not, warriors are the most numerous of classes and form the strong backbone to any race that employs them.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Thief (γ)
You have chosen the life of a Thief.
What can you say, you lie to steal things? Some thievies are but petty criminals, trying to get rich quick. For others, the life of a thief is one of just trying to get by: maybe this is the only way, maybe society has driven you to become the criminal you never wanted to be. Some thieves prefer to be called 'rogues' and are often seen hanging around medium sized warriors, heavy-built paladins and magic-users wearing pointy hats. That's a bit of stereotype though.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Assassin (β)
You have chosen the life of an Assassin
Assassins live in the shadows, always underthreat by being counter-assassinated by a different assassin. In fact, most assassins are murdered, some way or another. Despite this risky life, you are crticial in changing the world through both cloak and nearly always dagger. Or, you just like the murder people. That's for you to decide.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Green Mage (T)
You have chosen the life of a Green Mage.
Green Mages are lords of nature. Lesser Green mages may produce grass in between rocks or allow for flowers to bloom earlier. Greater Green Mages can summon trees from seeds and suffocate their enemies with lile-long vines, appearing from seemingly nowhere.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Lesser Priest (ζ)
You have chosen the life of a Lesser Priest.
Lesser priests can dose enemies in holy water, stab fiends with the end of their pointy staffs and read passages from holy books without having to look at the text that often. They don't possess much magic at all really but they do look okay in their low quality garments. Don't hurt yourself, kid.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Farmer (ε)
You have chosen the life of a Farmer.
Farmers are the lifeblood of any modern society, able to rend steak from cattle, bread from grain, cdottage pie from seed and fertile land from barren dust. Farmers may seem humble, but a Greater Farmer has the ability to summon any farm-land animal as a trusty familiar in combat and has a rich supply of food-based healing items always in supply. Their trusty sycthe can chop through a lot of lesser monsterts and their apple grenades can bruise bare skin for hours.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Red Mage (C)
You have chosen the life of a Red Mage. Red mages harness magma, fire and heat. They can vibrate the bonds between atoms to great degree to launch balls of super-heated air at their enemies, sometimes causing massive burns, usually causing their brains to turn to gas in less than half a second.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Nightrunner (θ)
You have chosen the life of a Nightrunner.
Nightrunners are the secret special operations forces, risking their lives and trusting their teamates with their lives. They are provided with some of the most advanced technology avilable and will likely see the biggest secrets in the world during their time on the force. It is also likely they will die on the job.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Sentinel (η)
You have chosen the life of a Sentinel.
In the day-to-day, sentinels are heavy police, royal guards and security personel. On the battlefield, Sentinels are beefcake warriors, whom lack speed and agility but more than make up for it with their gigantic axes, hammers and crossbows and titanic, often unbreakable armour.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Guardian (λ)
You have chosen the life of a Guardian.
Guardians are enlsited to defend sacred texts and sites of huge religious importance. You are able to use a bit of magic when needed, but usually your stocky frame and unflinching resolve are more than enough to thwrat most weaker-willed enemies.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Brawler (K)
You have chosen the life of a Brawler.
Drunk, high and filthy. Brawlers are the blight of any party and indeed the blight of all taverns, streets and households. Other than your distinct failure at life, you are able to relentlessly punch enemies due to the calluses built up through years of street-fighting. You can try and lend your weight to saving the world, but let's be honest, you're probably too drunk. You're drinking now, aren't you?
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Violet Mage (𝑥)
You have chosen the life of a Violet Mage.
Violet mages are able to control pigments in colours and are a vital aid in the war of colour to defeat the Greylord at muting the world's colours. With a flick of a wand, Violet mages can absorb colour from any matter and use it for their own magical means. It is for this reason that their personalities tend to be colorful too...
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Priest (ξ)
You have chosen the life of a Priest.
Unlike their pretender, lesser priest cousins, Priests are the real deal. Whislt not as powerful as their greater priests masters, Priests are holy and can smite using their light magic. Using powers provided from heaven (in fact this power is provided from the doorknobs within the Electric Boogaloo!) they can blast down blidning beams from above to destroy evil.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Blue Mage (N)
You have chosen the life of a Blue Mage.
Blue mages control tides, waves (and particles) and froth to wet their foes and impart them with a salty, soggy kiss to the grave. Often seen with hundreds of seagull hovering above, Blue Mage diets consist of trout, salmon and clams which lends to a thick fishy aroma that can be smelt for 11.2 kilometers in all direction, especially underground, where worms can often be seen rising up to sniff the heavy sea air.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Indigo Mage (α)
You have chosen the life of an Indigo Mage.
Indigo maghes are the queens of poison, often found in bars providing deadly toxic kisses to their unlucky victimes. If an Indigo mage does not possess enough sexual allure to dish out kisses of death, they can be seen festering in bogs boiling up potions in cauldrons and cackling to themselves every so often. It is for this reason that they are consdiered the 'weird ones' on Roy's council of Mages. They are not invited to parties very often.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Bard (π)
You have chosen the life of the Bard.
Bards come across as musical beggars with vague talent to play their instrument of choice. In reality, Bards are the most deadly warriors on the battlefield, able to burst the eardrums of any creature and work up comrades into a mad frenzy, causing everyone to have +1 attack, at least. Of course, only a handful of bards have ever actually seen combat because they're always too drunk...
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Blacksmith (μ)
You have chosen the life of a Blacksmith
Blacksmiths are truly the backbone of dwarvern armies. Whislt the miners can provide the materials, the ores and gems foud underground hold little importance without a Blacksmith to forge them into weapons. Whislt blacksmiths exist throughout the Paint Dimension, Dwarf Blacksmiths are also deplyed in combat, wielding a range of weapons both to use themselves but also to dispense to unarmed comrades in the heat of war.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Tank (ρ)
You have chosen the life of a tank.
Tanks are big, fat brutes that are nearly totally stupid but possess the belly lard to resist most attacks and act as biological shields in combat. Often, a tank can be found removing the sword of an enemy from their bellybutton months, sometimes years after a battle.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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You have chosen the life of a Yellow Mage
Yellow control the power hgeld within sand and can be used to wage huge sandstorms as well as mummifying enemies alive, tormenting them to a slow death of 1000 years only to be bought back as a shade and haunt the earth for all eternity. This particular magic is heavily regulated...
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Paladin (Φ)
You have chosen the life of a Paladin.
Paladins ride their trusty mounts into battle to smite fierce foes. Wether aboard a horse (sea or land) or falcon, Paladins are feared on the battlefield for their speed and size.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Archer ($)
You have chosen the life of an Archer
Like warriors but they like to use their pointy metal death sticks from a distance. Archers will get slaughtered in hand-to-hand combat but will dominate their enemies (hopefully) before they get to that point. That's only if they actually hit their target and not a friend. Be careful please.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Orange Mage (I)
You have chosen the life of an Orange Mage
Considered to be among the most bizzare of mages, Oranges mages control all things regarding oranges and the juice of them. Their most potent use in combat is their ability to spray concentrated citric acid at enemies, melting their armour and their eyeballs. Also great at making fresh smoothies.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Time Keeper (Σ)
You have chosen the life of a Time Keeper
Time Keepers, armed with hypersonic ratchets to maintain the fabric of time and other luxury fabrics, they are the gatekeepers between the present and the infinite multiverse of time.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Greater Priest (ψ)
You have chosen the life of a Greater Priest.
Unlike their pretender, priest cousins, Greater Priests are the real deal. The most powerful priests that are almost beyond holy and can smite using their ultimate light magic. Using powers provided from heaven (in fact this power is provided from the doorknobs within the Electric Boogaloo!) they can blast down insane beams from well-above to destroy all evil.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Space Keeper (Ω)
You have chosen the life of a Space Keeper.
Space Keepers, armed with supervibrating spanners to maintain the fabric of space and other high-end fabrics, they are the gatekeepers between the paint dimension and the infinite universe within space.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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You have chosen the life of a Druid.
Whereas lesser priests think they are actually holy, druids know they are not holy. In a sense, this makes them more socially above lesser priests. In another sense, it makes them a bit pathetic.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Crusty Expander (^)
You have chosen the life of a Crusty Expander.
Crusty Expansionists are rangers of the waters that expand the coral sea. Armed with magically bonded arrows that can travel through water like air, they are feared by those on land, mainly because they hold a sense of self-righteousness that makes them unbearably annoying to converse with.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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Thank you very, very much for 'playing'. I decided to take out the 'class'. Be whatever proffesion your heart desires!
~There is a NEW PUZZLE hidden wirthin the confines of the Electric Boogaloo. You'll need to travel between light and dark in order to solve it. You'll meet some familiar faces and some new ones too. Let me know if you manage to solve it~
So now that you're done, you can either click 'restart' or click 'going' on the event page on Facebook!
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You must now make a choice...
Do you swim into the blackest of blacks?
Do you fly into the whitest of whites?
Two Dimensions, extremely similar to each other but riddled with differences. One where the calamity is about to befall, the other where it was defeated...
What you become will depend heavily on your choice...
[[Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
[[Click Here to rise into Light]]
Beyond these choices, a metaphysical door in your third eye evaporates and condenses simultaneously. It is neither light nor dark, life nor death. It is locked behind an ether-chain passlock...]
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The vast Skeleton horde is the Paint Dimension's only moving city. On the lower floors of the city are millions of Skeleton creatures, always moving across the world, supporting the metropolis above them. Above them are the lower-class Skeletons, those that are spat out in perpetual combat, only to be re-animated to join those on the lowest layer. The ones above them then rise up in a hirearchy rule where the strongest climb up the heaving tower of moving skeletal bodies. The ones at the top live an extremely good life, full of riches and the very best entertainment.
Skeletons are considered a race on their own due to having a unique society, if you can call it that. However, the origins of each skeleton is dependent on the creature they originated from. Therefor the appearence of every skeleton is different from the next.
Many years ago, a Higher Vampire re-animated several skeletons in an attempt of basic necromancy. What he didn't expect was for all of the knowledge of the magic to be passed on to the brainless re-animated corpses. They quickly disposed of the vampire, then reanimated him to become one of them. From there on, the horde of skeletons grew to unimaginable levels, a seemingly unstoppable force that keeps growing by the day.
Their moving city serves a single purpose: to mop up the dead bodies of great battlefields to increase their size. It is also not unheard of for the horde to eat up entire towns. Other races, vampires included, are extremely concerned that one day the only life left in the Paint Dimension will be a gigantic cesspit of skeletons...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Dustgol
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Dustgol are a large race of desert warriors that have giant cities spread far and wide across the sand. When not on sand, Dustgol thieves can be found at the heart of the Paint Dimension's biggest black markets, often selling gnomes for vast sums of cash.
Despite their shared affinity for thievery, Dustgol are constantly at odds with the Fennen who attempt to counter-thieve the Dustgol at all costs. The Fennen align themselves strongly with the archwizard Roy and whilst the Dustgol only unoffically floow the Greylord, that dosen't stop the Fennen from constatly getting in their way.
Dustgol are largely not magic users, but some are capable of harnesing yellow magic from their strong relation to the sands. Yellow magic binds to the tectonic plates benath the crust to control fine partciles, such as sand.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Necromancer (7)
You have chosen the life of a Necromancer.
Necromancers have the ability to turn the dead 'un' but at the rather large caveat that their own lives are shortened to provide the life force required for re-animation. It is for this reason that necromancers will often absorb the life of others, usally gnomes as they are easily obtained on the black market, to re-balance their life expectancy.
Another caveat with necromancy is that life ragained is measured in exact atomic mas. In other words: 1 human of 80kg will be able to provide 1 human of 80kg an amount of life equivilent to the amount of life the necromancer has left. This sacrifice often leads necromancers to focus on reviving lesser lifeforms for thier cost is much less.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Higher Vampire
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Higher Vampire are the product of ancient humans attempting to manipulate what they thought was dark magic and become immortal. What came of the them were the Higher Vampires. Whislt they do possess immortality, they are in perpetual pain and suffering and must drink the blood of pure souls to replenish life. The first Vampires were resistant to killing the innocent, but in time, the immense pain that did not go drove them to become ultimate evil beings...
A lot of creatures know little of the Higher Vampire, those that do likely belive them to be a fantasy. Nonetheless, scattered clans of Higher Vampires exist across the world. When the Greylord first decided he attempt would shut off the coloured gems that drove the magic of the world, the Higher Vampires were the first he asked to carry out his plans.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension..
Dark Elves are High-Elves that have become elightened in the ways of darker magic, an arcane art completely unique to the Dark Elf. When High Elves discovered their secret to space-travel teleportation, certain scholars began to see worrying signs in the calculations which painted a rather unsettling story...
These scholars found that there was evidence of a ripping effect, found within the fabric of space itself, which, from their estimations, suggested there was an overabundance of matter squeezed into an impossibly tiny space. Realising that this could not possibly be atomically correct, they began to understand that this tearijg effect was being influenced by higher dimensions, unimaginable to the untrained brain.
After much research, the High Elf scientists learned of the awful truth. In seeing this, their brains, unable to cope with what they had learnt, inverted, along with the pigmination of their skin. This pigmination is what led to their name and their minds became both fractured and 'complete'.
What they had seen was hundreds, if not thousands of realties, parrelel to that of the Paint Dimension, that came to be almost every 50 years down a particular time line. In these realities were only Dark Elves, every other specie had become extinct somehow. The rips in space weren't over-capacity, but in fact Dark Elves attempting to tear themselves back into this timeline, known as Dimension Keepers...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Blood-Letter (4)
You have chosen the life of a Blood-Letter.
Exclusively of higher-vampire background, Blood-letters exist to farm mortal blood to feed fellow vampires and to perform un-holy blood riturals to aide the work of necromancers.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Greater Anti-Priest (11)
You have chosen the life of a Greater Anti-Priest.
Greater Anti-priests hire fanatics to destroy the holy relationship between priests and the Electric Boogaloo. They do this by allowing anti-priests to engage in severing the nodes of the Boogaloo that provide the preists power. In reality, this is completetly impossible. Whislt the anti-priests really are adept at the craft of magic, what they are actually doing is charging up hidden battery tanks that are being channelled into greater anti-priests to provide them with immortality.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Dimension Keeper (5)
You have chosen the life of a Dimension Keeper.
Dimension Keepers, armed with ultrabending hammers to maintain the fabric of the dimensions and other high-end knick-knacks, they are the gatekeepers between the paint dimension and the every other dimension.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Scourger
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/scourger.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Scourgers weren't originally a genetic species, containing a wide selection of dwarfs, gnomes, orcs, humans and goblins who dedicated their life to the Scourger Pirate company to raid the beach towns of the Paint Dimension. Not too long ago, however, the leader of the SPC, Gravy Bones, came across forbidden treasure that was thought to be long-lost in time.
Taking all he could see, the pirate spent all of it on beautiful women, fancy rums and the best cigars money could buy. When he had just run out, the stench of a curse filled his nose just before his nose fell completely off. His skin began to turn rubbery and his eye blackened. Very soon, it became clear, that he had fused with the mother of the sea and had become half human-half fish.
The Scourgers, from that point onwards, took on a whole new form. To become one, each crew member must take a blood transfusion from Gravy himself. Although the physical changes that Gravy went through did not happen to the crew members, they did gain the ability of breathe underwater and were rewared with expanded Liver Capacity. Alongside this, membership to the world's biggest, richest and most succsesful pirate company. The cost? A lifetime locked at sea and the constant smell of rotten fish coming from their skin. A fair trade to some.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Pirate (6)
You have chosen the life of a Pirate.
Rum, booty, scurvy, you know the gist.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Kinnara
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/kinnara.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Kinnara are an un-holy abomination not fit for the Paint Dimension, or any of the dimensions, frankly. One of the many sick abominations created by the Rat-men inventors, Kinnara are the result of surgically and magically stitching human slaves together with a horse. Originally intended to be used as a solider in the front-line of the Greylord's army, the scientists intened the creature to be the head and body of a man and the legs of a horse. The opposite occured.
The resulting creature was so hilariously awful, that thousands of human slaves were converted into Kinnara and sold off as court Jesters to hordes of Orcs, Goblins, demons and the like. What started off as a weapon became quite the money maker. What the Rat-men didn't anticipate, was the uprising.
Most assumed that the Kinnara were nothing more than simple creatures with no thought-processing. In reality, the genetic makeup of the Kinnara, through some divine luck, was the perfect recipie for a creature that exists far above those of most others that exist on the land.
Whilst a lone Kinnara seems to inhibit no personality, save for grunts and neighing, every Kinnara together has created a gigantic swarming hivemind. When enough Kinnara were created, the hivemind decided to present itself, starting a perfect uprising across the vast territory they were spread across, displaying unbelivable grey magic powers, a type of magic that is rarely ever seen.
Now, in present day, the Kinnara occupy a continental-sized territory, destroying anyone who passes it's borders. They seem aimless, unmoving, unthinking. They have a plan though. As a biproduct of them seeming to remain in-place in their continent-sized boundry, minions of the Greylord are able to extract the grey magic out of the area from a safe distance...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Grey Mage (_)
You have chosen the life of a Grey Mage.
The grey mage are a sick curse on the world. Grey mages have the power to turn all other mages grey and convert colour in the world to grey unless powered strongly from a colour gem.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>You approach the vortex and it SUCKS YOU IN! You feel the spaghettification of your atoms as your entire existence froths into this new world...
You awaken, seemingly unharmed. The room is smokey. It appears that you are in a street. A cab drives past, gunfire can be heard in the distance. Everything is black and white. Then, the stench of a freshly lit cigar and bourbon fills your nose. You turn around to see a figure:
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/RoyEB7.png" width="475" height="563" alt="Two foxes" margin-left: auto margin-right auto>
"Eh what's happenin' kiddo getaloadathis boys look what the cat dragged in, show's over whadayawant scram..."
As the obscene creature continued to rattle on nonsensical catchphrases, your reality bends around you. What is this... feeling.
Suddenly the cat creature looks at you straight in the eye:
"In here is one boy: his name Peter,
He speaks of a girl; wants to date her,
Her first name is Penny,
Not the other, Jenny,
Now I need to fix my Ureter"
The creature turns to the lavatory and closes the door behind him as he does what needs to be done.
Suddenly the enitre room disintergrates
[[???]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20043%20-%20Temmie%20Village.mp3" autoplay>Your body somehow ends up back in the room you just came from... a familiar voice echoes around you...
"to the left, a life of constant war and endless calcium deposits. To the right, a life of being an exiled freak, forever in pain and suffering and constant need to gallop without the ability to gallop"
[[pass through the calcium door]]
[[pass through the distinctly horse-y door]]
you notice now that the vortex is gone...You approach the crack and it SUCKS YOU IN! You feel the lasagnefication of your sub-atomic particles as your existence foams into this new world...
You awaken, seemingly unharmed. You are in a throne room, it feels like the Paint Dimension but with far less colour... and paint... on the throne, a figure is sitting...
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Roy2EB7.png" width="1920" height="1080" alt="Two foxes" margin-left: auto margin-right auto>
It is Ser Roy from the metalepsis dimension. "let's boogie for the seventh time like it's godamn 2018" he raised his sword and shield in a way that could smite all villainy.
From behind, you can hear thethe pitter-patter of paws. The sound goes away...
Sudenly, Ser Roy is looking straight at you
"There was once a puzzle in this realm, but it was lost to time and new one appeared from a different dimension all-together... it is the truth. The truth of the Electric Boogaloo. The meaning of everything. If you want to start the trail, you'll need to seek out the mole!"
Suddenly the enitre room disintergrates
[[...]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Temshop-Dogsong%20(Orchestra%20remix).mp3" autoplay>"do not take me for some conjoror of cheap tricks. To the left lies a path of relaxation, naiviety and drunkeness. To the right lies a quaint life with a large family and lots of friends"
Your body somehow ends up back in the room you just came from... a familiar voice echoes around you...
[[pass through the grassy door]]
[[pass through the dark mushroomy door]]
you notice now that the crack is gone...You go to the other side of the room
Oh it's Peter, everyone's favourite Robot friend!
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/robot.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes" margin-left: auto margin-right auto>
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take from that what you will.
[[return to the doors]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20044%20-%20Tem%20Shop.mp3" autoplay>the set of doors presents itself to you, along with the mystery of what is behind those doors.
[[Pass through the Wooden door frame]]
[[Pass through the Ornante door frame]]
on your way through, you wave goodbye to your friend but he is gone.you lift up the cloth
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/stoplookingatmysourcecode.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes" margin-left: auto margin-right auto>
oh, it's the dog.
"I am the Electric Boogaloo's expert on ancient Greek Mythology in the Source Dimension. Oh how funny, that's where you are from! Well then, Isuppose you'll happily listen to a bit of Greek Mythology whilst you are here!"
you are already bored by this attractive but mundane hound...
"Mount Olympus is the mythical home of the gods in Greek mythology. According to authors, the mountain was created after the Titanomachy, the epic battle between the young gods, the Olympians and the older gods, the Titans. As a result of this battle, the Olympian victors created their new majestic home – Mount Olympus. It was shrouded from human eyes by clouds which constantly obscured its peaks. In Greece, you will also find a Mount Olympus, the tallest mountain in the country."
"The sacred mount was believed to have a temperate climate all year round, and mountain gorges lush with forests. The gods did not always reside in their paradise, however, and would depart or return from there via a gate of clouds guarded by the Horae, the goddesses of the seasons. Authors claim the tables in Zeus’ palace on Olympus were made of gold and were actually automatons, created by Hephaestus! They moved in and out of the rooms as required by the gods. Zeus’ throne was situated in the Pantheon, the meeting hall of the gods. It was also designed by Hephaestus and was constructed from black marble, inlaid with gold. Each of the gods had their own palace on the mountain, usually constructed of gold and marble, and situated in a gorge in the mountain peaks."
"All 12 Olympian gods resided at Mount Olympus: Zeus and his wife Hera, Athena, Poseidon, Artemis, Apollo, Demeter, Hester, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hephaestus and Ares. Since Hades resided in the underworld, he was not considered an Olympian god and did not visit the great mount often.
"The nine muses, the daughters of Mnemosyne and Zeus, resided at the foot of the mountain. According to some sources, the goddesses were water nymphs and were responsible for the following: Clio – history; Calliope – epic poetry; Thalia – comedy; Euterpe – lyric poetry; Terpsichore – dance; Melpomene – tragedy; Erato – love poetry; Urania – astronomy; and Polyhymnia – sacred poetry."
"The Olympians ruled Olympus until the monster Typhon attacked their stronghold. Typhon was allegedly a 100-headed fire-breathing dragon. When he attacked Olympus, the majority of the gods chose to flee, except for Zeus, Athena and Dionysus. Zeus was able to eventually defeat the giant monster with 100 lightning bolts, and banished him to Tartarus."
"The gods met daily at Zeus’ palace in the Pantheon, where they held feasts and discussed the fate of the mortals. There, they drank nectar and ate ambrosia, which perpetuated their immortality. Allegedly, when the gods drank ambrosia, the blood in their veins was replaced by ichor, a substance toxic to humans. Ichor also ran through the veins of Talos, the Greek giant automaton."
"No human could ever come near Mount Olympus, yet authors relay the story of Bellerophon, the son of Eurynome and Poseidon, who tried to reach the top of the mountain! One day he captured Pegasus when the horse was about to drink from a fountain in his town.
Bellerophon was later exiled from his home town and supposed to be put to death, but he was given a second chance. Instead, he had to conquer a Chimera, a fire-breathing monster! He managed to kill the beast by driving a spear with a lead tip into the monster’s throat. After winning at two further tough challenges, he was finally recognized as the son of a god, but Bellerophon wanted more! He decided to fly Pegasus up to Mount Olympus, the home of the gods! Zeus was furious at his actions and sent a vicious fly to bite Pegasus. The fly did as required, causing the horse to throw its rider from its back, sending Bellerophon tumbling back to Earth."
Your eyes have already made multiple circuits into your skull and back again.
"Oh but I digress. You probably have heard by now that I have a secret to bestow to those that find me..."
Finally, the good stuff
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Take from that what you will
You look up from under the table and return to your light dinner
[[use a shell breaker and pick to obtain almost all the meat, skillfully, clearly showing this is far from the first time you have tucked into a healthy fat lobster]]
[[use a kind of lesser magic to re-form the food into your stomach, completely bypassing your sense of taste]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20021%20-%20Dogsong.mp3" autoplay>Demon Lord
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/demon-lord.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Demons are an unforseen bi-product of the combustion of the fuel used to power the Electric Boogaloo. They are beings of pure evil. The amount of energy required to create just one Demon Lord is equivilent to an entire city of other living creatures. As a result, Demons are incredibly powerful.
As of now, there are only ten in the Paint Dimension. Rarely ever seen by the mortal eye, they work behind the scenes, controlling entire populations without anyone ever knowing, their only purpose, to casue total discord across the world for which they can feed on. It was a Demon that led the Greylord to become what he is now. It is a Demon that helped Ronnie to turn off the hidden colour gems across the world.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Molusc
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/molusc.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
The Holy Kingdom of Molusc is a gigantc order that occupies magma fields, Savvanna and de-forested fields. They exist in gigantic bubbles, where they are provided with a thick intake of carbon dioxide, which allows them to thrive even more.
Molusc are one of the oldest races in the Paint Dimension but only started expansion recently. In this time, however, they have flattened the world's bio-diversity and have made several dozens of species extinct. This rapid increase in size has not gone un-noticed, with the Moluscs being a key enemy to most other civil races.
The Molusc know this, which is why they have the most diverse millitary in the world, with several totally unique technolgies that have never been used in combat until now. The ultimate goal of the Molusc is to thrust their way of life across the Paint Dimension. With the world losing it's colour, they are jumping onto that bandwagon and using it as a way of spreading their influence.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>You try to fight back but you can do litterally nothing to stop the onslught of roots.
"pathetic. A worm like you could never harm an Ent."
the Ent laughs and leaves you alone, looking for more worthy prey.
Physically unharmed but with a swolen ego, you notice two new doors have now shown themselves...
{to the left, a dank, wet door that smells of desire. To the right, a bright whitre door, frozen cold and smothered in snow flakes}
"pathetic one, make a choice, if you must"
you don't apprieciate the tone but you listen anyway
"to the left, a world of darkness and longing, to the right a life of solitude and betrayl"
[[pass through the snowflake door]]
[[pass through the dank door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>You slash and you slash, with all of the confidence and courage you can muster. Unfortunetly, despite your best efforts, roots begin to enter you. First, through your nostrils, then though your eyes. Soon after, you feel your ear drums burst as more and more roots take over your helpless body. You realise now that the only sense you have left is touch, and quickly after that thought you realise you have been turned into food for the Ent. For the next 200 years, your body is slowly dissolved with acid but kept alive by the Electric Boogaloo's life support air system. Only when every atom in your body is no longer yours, are you finally allowed to 'die'.
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]Ice Elf
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/ice-elf.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Ice elf pretend to be proficient in 'ice magic' but in reality, there is no such thing. In actuality, Ice elves are miserable, cold little creatures that live so far north that very few people have ever seen them.
Facially, they look just like High Elves but usually they are much stubbier and 99 nipples spread randomly across their body. This evolution appears to serve no practical purpose, even for the female Ice Elves, but it does somewhat give them a degree of sex appeal, if that's what you're in to.
Ice elves despise the Zebrado nation, in particular. Their warm environment, ability to actually use magic and their riches are like spit in the faces of Ice Elves, despite them living so geographically far away. It is unknown how this specific hatred started but it is thought that early Zebrado travellers found thier way up north and promptly left after seeing how rude the people were up this way.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Twisted Halfling
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/golem.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Twisted Halflings are seldom talked about in the Halfling community. Most Halflings are far to kind and naive to consider that there is a small but very real dark under-belly hidden in plain sight.
Halflings, by nature, are happy, drunk creatures. They are, through no particualr sin, gluttonous creatures too who always seek sloth in what should be a working day. This usually amounts to a Halfling with a full belly, sleeping on the floor. Some Halfings, however, crave more than just two sins, and always want MORE.
Halflings that travel out of the Halfling home and out into the dark swamps that lay hidden just south of the Temporal Baron mountains will find themselves making a deal with the Demon Lord that owns the boggy wastes there... those that find him are promised eternal wealth. If they say no, they are kille on the spot. If they agree to the offer, their skin truns grey, their eyes become saucers and drool forever exits their mouths, for they have now become Twisted. For what purpose? Nothing more than entertainment for the Demon.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Siren
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/siren.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The dreaded Sirens. The one thing pulling them away from being classed as just 'monsters' is their incredible intellect and ability to coordinate with other Sirens. Once known as 'mermaids', Sirens evolved when their ancestors could not feed themsleves on the dwindling fish supplies eaten up from the more powerful races. The mermaids adapted themselves to have awful, piercing screams that shatters the minds of their enemies and gigantic nails that burrow deep into the brains of victims before they are eaten.
One main evolutionary step they kept from mermaids is their ability to change their appearence, often making themselves appear as humanoid angels only to rip off their mask to reveal their haggered, diseased fishy form...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Dark Dwarf
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/dark-dwarf.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The one thing that a Dark Dwarf despises the most is being called a 'Dark' Dwarf. Several ages ago, the Dark Dwarf was simply just the 'dwarf', a creature obssessed with mining, hidden within the caves and mountains of the Paint Dimension. At some point, two factions emerged. One side realised the importance of venturing outdoors and making a precense on the world stage, engaging in foreign trade and the benefits of the abundance of food from exoctic farming techniques only found outside. The other side disagreed, arguing that saftey and comfort could be found from in the dark and that the dwarves had lived for centuries without any war living hidden, why risk everyhing?
When the factions seperated and the Dark Dwarves continued to become isolationist, it didn't take long for those once called 'dwarves' to have 'dark' added to their name. At this point, genetically, the two are now very different. Dark Dwarves, the original dwarves, have bright white skin that is firm and hardy, can see in the dark and have such good hearing that echo-location is possible. Modern dwarves on the other hand are physically weaker and have worse hearing but their eyes have adapted to the light outside, their skin is resistant to the beating sun and years of technological advancements, including in education techniques, have made the modern dwarf smarter.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Ratman
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Skaven.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Ratmen are without a doubt the most vile, evil creature in the Paint Dimension. A living cancer bought upon these lands, Ratmen live and breathe with one purpose: create total and complete discord, famine and death throughout the Paint Dimension.
The Ratmen have already wiped cities off of the map, only to replace them with living breathing cesspits when they are done. First were the Angels, then the Harpies and after that the noble empire of the Sordguard: all three now totally extinct.
First, the Ratmen will invent a new plague, often one that is specific to a certain race and incredibly effective at transmission, leaving their victims living long enough to pass on the contagion but then ensuring a painful, certain doom. To spread it, they will wage total war on a city, spewing out millions upon millions of their festering spawn. If the win the battle, it's an easy win, but that is not the goal, for every ratman will be infected with the designer virus, gleefully waiting to be killed in combat to spread red, thick, infected blood all over the open wounds of enemy soldiers.
Once a city has been taken over, the remaining populace left within the city walls will be eaten and enslaved. Those that are enslaved will hopefully die through exhaustion, for those that cling on to life will be deemed prime candidates for one of the Ratmen's sick experimentations.
When the greylord decided the world must be without colour, he knew he could bribe clans of Ratmen to distract the world with war whilst he got to work finding the gems. The plan worked perfectly.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Orc
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/orc.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Truthully, the Orcs aren't evil but they are also not 'good' either. They are definitely barbaric though and their behavior is shunned across the Paint Dimension and thus the Elves, Dwarves and Humans did not allow them onto the united board in the last age when it was established. The Orcs did not take well to this, not because they were upset about not being on a committee but because being told 'no' is not what an Orc wants to hear.
Orcs are always in-fighting. They are at war most of the time but really, only with other Orc tribes. Their close proximity to the dwarves does cause tension but generally the dwarvern empire is left alone due to it's size and power. The Dwarves happily allow the Orcs to have their land becasue it is unfurtile, dirty and has very little mineable reasources.
At the heart of the Orclands is the Red colour gem, one of the few gems of which the location is widely known. For this reason, it was also the first to be switched off and the orcs were the first to lose their colour. They did not take toi kindly to this change but there was very little they could do about it.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Goblin
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/goblin.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Whilst the Goblins are world renowned for their archery skills, goblins are in actuality also very competent mages. The first goblin was an unholy crossbreed between an orc and a gnome (don't ask how that happend), it's green skin and tiny frame reflecting it's parentage.
Goblins exist all across the world but their two main strongeholds are in the dwindling Ent Forests and also neighboring the Orcs in the magma filled orclands. These two different climates have led for two slightly different breeds of Goblins to appear but scientists have not decided if they can be categorised as different specices yet. This is because Goblins have a streong distrust towards all large civilised races .
This distrust has led to them being named the 'ticksters' of the Paint Dimension. Although they do not possess the firepower to wage war, they do have the skill and ingenuity to lay a variety of traps and tricks, particualrly in their forest home, at the dismay of anyone daring to cross goblin territory.
It is widely excepted, however, that killing a non-monster with a trap is taboo, as doing so would only endanger the Goblin whom do not want to defend agaisnt the great armies of the world.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Shade
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/shade.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
Shades are malevolent sentient creatures that have died and become reborn as translucent spectres to haunt the overworld as they see fit. They have clustered together and in their own way have formed small cluster of life in the outer rims of the Paint Dimension.
When anyone dies in the Paint Dimension, there is a 0.0001% chance they will be reborn a shade. This chance multiplies based on the magical strengh of the person that perished. It is also possible to be made into a shade through grey magic and equally it is possible to be made forever dead if one is to be reborn through necromancy.
This strange occurance is a direct result of the rip in space-time caused by the conflict between elves, dark elves and temporal barons. Shades are technically the souls of those who are dead in the Paint Dimension but alive in a parrelel reality. This should not be possible ordinarily. This same rift is why you are able to exist in the Electric Boogaloo and how the Archwizard travelled into your dimension.
Of course, whilst the time war of the Dark Elves is worsening the rift, the only reason why the temporal barons and the elves discorvered their respecitve time/space magic is due to the singularity caused by a time travelling four-legged creature from a dimension far away from both the Paint Dimension, and yours.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Dark Lord (~)
You have chosen the life of a Dark Lord.
Dark lords are, to their credit, pretty evil and powerful. Dark lords are profeiccient in magic and hand-to-hand combat and wear the strongest armour and wield the strongest weapons. Dark Lords often have their own armies to command. Unfortunatly to them, it's difficult to take them seriously when they spend half of their time being comically 'evil', laughing in a mirror and generally trying to come across as menacing.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Sludge Expert (?)
You have chosen the life of a Sludge Expert.
Sludge experts are a unique soldier to the Molusc, one of their experimental infantry. Sludge experts harness the Molusc's natural body ooze and compact it into various tubes and holes in order to use it as an effective projectile. Not only is this good at destroying enemy fortifications, it's also totally gross.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Flamer (!)
You have chosen the life of a Flamer.
Flamers are a unique soldier to the Molusc, one of their experimental infantry. Flamers are lethal anti-biological menaces that purge cities in the end of a siege to ensure all lifeforms in their raidus are tunred to freshly cooked crisps. They are extremely frowned upon by most governments in the Paint Dimension.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Anti-Priest (10)
You have chosen the life of an Anti-Priest.
Anti-priests are fanatics that are attempting to destroy the holy relationship between priests and the Electric Boogaloo. They do this by severing the nodes of the Boogaloo that privde the prests power. Anti-priests don't entirely understand the true nature of their work and report to greater anti-priests.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Lesser Anti-Priest (12)
You have chosen the life of an Anti-Priest
Probably one of the most socially ridiculed class in the world. The goal of an anti-priest is to, in theory, disable priests from doing their work and performing thier magic: not exactly a noble cause. Lesser Anti-Priests, can't even perform 'real' magic, however. This means the guild of Lesser Anti-priests are no more than a bunch of pretenders waving their arms around to thwart the goodness in the world.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Ice Mage (13)
You have chosen the life of an Ice Mage.
Ice Mages think they are specialists in ice magic. What they cannot get through their ice-hard skulls is that there is no such thing and that the practise of solidifying water is that of the Blue Mage. Despite possessing no magical talent at all, ice mages act proud of their proffesion, looking down at the other principles of magic with disgust.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Twisted Bard (14)
You have chosen the life of a Twisted Bard.
Unlike Bards, the twisted variety use soundwaves in a variety of ways to conduct evil activities. In comabt, twisted bards use specially tuned instruments, or their own voices, to concoct special dark magic to twist matter around them and bend it to a way they see fit.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Toxin Master (15)
You have chosen the life of a Toxin Master.
Toxin masters are an arm of the rat-men's experimental division which have been turned into a fully-fledged millitary power. Not only do toxin masters spray the land with foul plague to biologically prevent enemy resistance, they can also hurl compacted balls of liquid death inflicting disease, radioactive damage or even caustic dissolvement on their enemies.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>The music playing in the background starts getting really intense!!
"your first trial. What is the colour of night?"
[[Sanguine, my brother]]
[[Black as death, my sister]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>The music playing in the background starts getting really intense!!
"your first trial. What is the colour of Roy?"
[[all of the colours, of course]]
[[black and white, obviously]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>The room lights up grey for a bit, the great music continues. In the background, you can see The Dog doing his trademark dance to the beat of the song.
"next question. The spirit of the dragon flows through you"
[[start at the top left. Downards middle, return to centre, hold top right, punch]]
[[start at the top left. Top right, bottom left, bottom right, punch]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>Suddenly, the music stops. You feel a thousand black beetles eat your flesh away as your now sludge-body seeps into the cracks of the Boogaloo floor and into one of two doors:
[[pass through the red door]]
[[pass through the sludge door]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>The music stops. The dog is no longer there. You hear, all at once, one hundred japanese men screaming at you, so loudly your mind almost pops, forcing you to run through one of two doors:
[[pass through the red door]]
[[pass through the sludge door]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>(BRAZ3) Hound
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/dog2.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and completed vigorous trials and so the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The hounds, led by the Greylord Ronnie, are an un-holy sect hidden in the seedy underbelly of the Paint Dimension. They were bought here by chance, as hitchikers travelling from Earth, bypassing the Electric Boogaloo and appearing in the Paint Dimension as they did in their original form.
This led for the hounds to become looked upon as alien creatures, with knowledge of other worlds that others only wish they could grasp. The hounds want to take away all colour from the world. Their reason varies depending on whom you talk to, since they wanted all the help they can get, they changed their story when seen fit.
The true purpose is power. A world without colour can only exist if there is a being or vessel holding that colour. The hounds seek to absorb all of it and become trans-dimensional dieties, travelling through the tear in space time and wreaking havoc acorss the multi-verse.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Whilst it is true that Roy is master of all the colours, next time, use your eyes. The room fills with bright rainbow light. Before your eyes melt, you quickly run through a door
[[pass through the black and white door]]
[[pass through the salty door]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>The room lights up with all the colours for a bit, the great music continues. In the background, you can see Peter the Robot doing his trademark dance to the beat of the song.
"next question. A white floating ghost appears and asks you a series of questions in a digital language. How do you answer?"
[[Yes, Yes, No]]
[[Yes, No, No]]
[[Yes, Yes, Yes]]
[[No, No, No]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>(GRAZ3) Feline
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/cat.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes">
You have chosen a path and completed vigorous trials and so the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Paint Dimension...
The Felines were a group of cats that the original Roy picked up on his tran-dimensional journey. In Roy's life in the Paint Dimension (which he himself created by default), he set up the order of mages in order to control colour, not fore power, but to ensure that the world remain stable, for he had seen a world without colour and it was not somewhere he thought any creature should exist.
Thus, the colour gems were created. Hidden across the world before most countires in the Paint Dimension were secure, Roy waited for the right time to reveal the location of the gems only to people he could trust: and whom were powerful enough to protect the powerful stones.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20026%20-%20Dating%20Tense.mp3" autoplay>Learn to speak digital, punk. The room fills with bright rainbow light. Before your eyes melt, you quickly run through a door.
[[pass through the black and white door]]
[[pass through the salty door]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>Learn to speak digital, punk. The room fills with bright rainbow light. Before your eyes melt, you quickly run through a door.
[[pass through the black and white door]]
[[pass through the salty door]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>Learn to speak digital, punk. The room fills with bright rainbow light. Before your eyes melt, you quickly run through a door.
[[pass through the black and white door]]
[[pass through the salty door]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20OST%20024%20-%20Bonetrousle.mp3" autoplay>Greylord (20)
You have chosen the life of a Greylord.
There is only one greylord, but you are one of few apprentices who will one day usurp the throne. Greylords are the masters of stripping the world of it's colour in order to prevent the world from becoming too chaotic to move on to greater stages of civilization...
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
<audio src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/Undertale%20Ost%20076%20-%20Bergentr%C3%BCckung.mp3" autoplay>Archwizard (30)
You have chosen the life of an Archwizard
There is only one archwizard, but you are one of few apprentices who will one day usurp the throne. Archwizards are the masters of painting the world of it's colour in order to prevent the world from becoming too structured: chaos breeds individualsim, creativity and happiness.
Now you have chosen your class, you must now travel through one final door. Good luck...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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[{Light}
[[Back out of the Light, you've changed your mind|Welcome]]
Oh no...
It would seem your soul has found it's way out of your own reality and is trying to enter another...
My name is The Innkeeper.
<img src="https://boogalooassetspage.yolasite.com/resources/jamieface2.png.opt1920x1080o0%2C0s1920x1080.png" width="1280" height="720" alt="Two foxes" margin-left: auto margin-right auto>
This realm has many names but I prefer 'Electric Boogaloo'. Think of the Electric Boogaloo as a conduit of all of the different realities that exist. I reside here to... regulate all incoming lost souls...
You are about to enter the realm colloquialy reffered to as the 'painted dimension'. It is a land of peace, music, war and thievery, much like your home. Their appointed ruler, the Archpriest Roy, found himself hurtling through here just the other day and wound up taking on the form of a 'cat' from your world.
The curious creature wanted to discover other dimensions when he discovered the existence of the Electric Boogaloo through years of studying it. His wish was granted but his world was left without a ruler. This led to a power vacuum filled by a 'Greybaron Ronnie'. He wished to turn the world to greys and banish the colourful paints the dimension gets it's name from...
Luckily, a group of hereos collected ancient and powerful coloured gems and used their power to thwart his shcemes and bring order back to the world... that is until another dimension, parralel to this one, was discovered. A world where the heroes did not succeed. The council of elders wish to help them restore colour to their lands. Do you help them, or attempt to bring this world to the same fate as the other?
Alas, the desicion you make is not mine to decide...
{Before you, a great temple appears. You are inside it. In front of you are two open doors}
You must now decide on your form... what will you look like on the way out? What type of person will you be? What desiscions will you make?
There is a trickster who goes by the name of 'The Caretaker'. Please pay no mind to what he says, I don't want you getting lost....
I will leave the rest to you...
{Two doors. One ancient looking stone frame, devoid of colour. The other, bolstered with seven bright crystals each representing a different colour in the visible spectrum}
[[Pass through the Rainbow Door]]
[[Pass through the Sunbow Door]]
]
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[{Your hear the door slam behind you and lock}
{This next room is similarly grand to the last. Green foiliage ordanes the walls. A water fountain in the centre accompanies a flowing river that travles across the ceiling, defying gravity}
What is gravity?
{you speaking to yourself suddenly makes you aware that you have no voice or body}
{you also realise that you are not speaking yourself}
{As before, two doorways are in front of you. The first is covered in gold. It is expensive looking, but not outlandish particularly. The other, is a simple wooden frame. There is little flourish but it is clear that it was made with heart and soul}
What is the soul?
{freaking yourself out again, you decide to stop asking exostential questions and pass through a door}
[[Pass through the Oak door frame]]
[[Pass through the Intricate door frame]]
[[Restart|Click Here to rise into Light]]
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{Your hear the door slam behind you and lock}
{This next room is similarly over-the-top to the last. Grey leather lines the walls. A magma fountain in the centre provides the only pigment and light source in the entire room.}
What is colour?
{you speaking to yourself suddenly makes you aware that you have no voice or body}
{you also realise that you are not speaking yourself}
{As before, two doorways are in front of you. The first is reminisant of French gothic desigfn. It is expensive looking, and extremely outlandish. The other, is a simple wooden frame. The wood is hastily nailed together and visible mold is determined to eat through it}
What is the determination?
{freaking yourself out again, you decide to stop asking exostential questions and pass through a door}
{on your way to the doorways, you spot another door to your right. It is pulsing a ominous spew of question mark shaped gases}
[[Pass through the gareish door]]
[[Pass through the fetid door]]
[[Pass through the ??? door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to delve into Darkness]]
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The next room is...
{stop talking out loud its weird}
okay
{shit...}
{This room is divided into two huge sections that could hardly be qualified to being a room but more of an entire field. Above you is still the same hard-to-see ceiling.}
{The section to your right is a decent sized wood, in minature form. As you explore the enormous landscape, you find a small burrow society full of sentient animal-like creatures. They to, are in freeze-frame.}
{The section to your left is rolling country-side, again in minature. Dotted throughout the map are small hamlets of people, farmlands and the distinct smell of freshly produced pats}
{Beyond the scale of these scapes is, of course, another set of doors}
So what will it be?
[[Choose the left door, past the hamlet]]
[[Choose the right door, past the woods]]
There is a strange screaming sound coming from another door. It has a somewhat distrubing appearence, it is pixelated and green. It seems familiar somehow...?
[[Pass Through the Pixelated Green Door]]
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The next room is...
{stop talking out loud its surreal}
affirmative
{crap...}
{This room is divided into two large sections that could hardly be qualified to being a room but more of an entire town. Above you is still the same hard-to-see ceiling.}
{The section to your left is a gigantic metropolis, in minature form, spread across a 100x100m block of land. Dragons hang motionless mid-air, arrows almost touching it's hide but not quite.}
{Suprisingly, despite the clear attention to detail in the city, there lays a clearly out-of place trap door that could fit a regualr sized person in with ease. It is surrounded by torches and the inanimate bodies of men worshiping the square}
{The section to your right is a vast body of water even bigger than the city but again, in minature form. On embarkment into the waters, you quickly sink to the sandy floor to find an enormous underwater metropolis, filled with bizzare sentient sea-creatures wearing fine armour and royal clothing}
{Beyond the scale of these scapes is, of course, another set of twin doors}
So what will it be?
[[Choose the left door, past the metropolis]]
[[Choose the right door, past the vast body of water]]
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{this door leads to a downward spiral staircase that bends to the right a bit. It takes what feels like an eternity to desend it...}
The next room is...
{stop talking out loud, worm}
yes, me
{curses...}
{This room is divided into two huge sections that could hardly be qualified to being a room but more of an entire country. You can't see any evidence of this being a room other than the endless wall behind you.}
{The section to your right is an unbelivably vast civilization. Huge industrial pipes pump out grey smoke transforming the landscape into a toxic wreath of monochroma. Gigantic dark castles sit majestic on rolling hills of stone, lava and even , to the north, ice. An insidious air of the undead lingers across every faceat of the country.}
{The section to your left holds perplexing blue grassed fields, mushroom laden mountain mountains and decaying bogs. Dotted around are incredible orbs filled to the brim with cities containing creatures you cannot belive. The cities are injecting blue and grey material straight into the earth}
{Beyond the scale of these scapes is, of course, another set of doors}
So what will it be?
[[Pass through the industrialist door]]
[[Pass through the perplexing door]]
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{The secion to your right is impossibly high as well as wide. It is an interlocking series of caverns, mineral depositis and the occasional fuming water soruce being the only distinctive features. On clser inspection you find the occasional settlement. Some, ordnaed with human sacfricfice, surrounded by paraying worshippers. Some of the people in this network appear to have no eyes. It is haunting to be here.}
{The section to your left is mostly a barren wasteland, save the occasional withered tree. Underneath this crumbled world, however, is an titanic slum, the result of a world-ending cataclysm, full of hideous monsters that have been plucked from your nightmares}
[[Pass through the apocalypse door]]
[[Pass through the cavern door]]
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{The next room is as grand as the last}
there's a Goblin standing right there
{it looks at you as if you are a succulent treat.}
the lineage of this creature is undetermined
{a Goblin begins to giggle in front of you and begins to tinker, in delight, with a little pumpkin shaped ball. It is probably beggining to prepare it's super move. It would be unwise to allow yourself to be attacked in such a predictable way}
{it hurls a pumpkin grenade in your general direction}
oh no
[[Dodge the attack with the skilled use of a transportation gadget]]
[[Teleport to the other side of the very oversized room]]
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{The next room is as grand as the last}
there's a sea vampire mere inches away from your face
{it invites you to a quick dinner}
{it gestures to a table made entirely of flowing water. On it is a tasty crab supper, with all but one of the trimmings.}
the age of this creature is undetermined. It looks young, attractive and exrtremely gender-fluid.
{you decide that a date would probably be sensible, given your current social standing and his clear royal lineage. You and the vampire sit down and begin to tuck into the generous portion size on the ice plate}
[[use a shell breaker and pick to obtain almost all the meat, skillfully, clearly showing this is far from the first time you have tucked into a hearty fat crab]]
[[use a kind of lesser magika to re-blend the food into your stomach, completely bypassing your sense of taste]]
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{The next room is tiny compared to the last}
there's an ugly thing standing right there
{an orc looks at you uncomfortably.}
the ethnicity of this creature is undetermined
{an orc rears it's face southwards and begins to froth vile green juices out of the vast majority of it's holes. You've never seen an orc before but you know it must be an orc, somehow. It's head spins a full rotation, twice, then, corkscrewing mid-air, launches a full-frontal assault in you general direction}
what is this pulse inside?
[[the feeling is courage. Draw your lance and smite the dirty enemy]]
[[the feeling is mana. Draw from inside a ball of aura towards the orc!!]]
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{The next room is tiny compared to the last. It is stuffed full of props for some kind of elaborate abstract performance}
there's a man standing right there
{a man looks at you uncomfortably.}
the gender of this creature is undetermined
{a humanoid puppet looks at you with a twisted look on it's face. It slowly slithers a pair of hands down by it's side. Both of it's hands are extrremely sharp axes, covered and driping with pus. It's sewen together eyes look up at you. It starts to grin but stops itslef, replacing the expression with an open-mouthed scream.}
this is a play
{from out of nowehre a curtain falls all around you. Everything is dark}
out from the shadows, over there
{it lunges at you}
what is this feeling inside?
[[the feeling is courage. Draw your spear and smite the dirty enemy]]
[[the feeling is mana. Draw from inside a bolt of plasma towards the humanoid!!]]
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[{you attempt to draw a sword, like you have seen many heores on the battlefield do. Unfortunatly you have never seen combat it your life and you only have a small kitchen knife as a weapon. Nonetheless, you raise it up to the attacking beast}
{the orc crashes into you but shatters into shards of glass, causing you no pain at all}
it was never a threat...
{you hear a voice}
"you may be small but your heart is full of courage. A respectful and perhaps naive creature"
{two doors appear in front of you. On the left is a bushy door that sounds lyrical on the other side. On the right is a small door covered in bright toadstools}
"do not take me for some conjoror of cheap tricks. To the left lies a path of relaxation, music and drunkeness. To the right lies a quaint life with a large family and lots of friends"
[[pass through the musical door]]
[[pass through the Light mushroomy door]]
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{a ball of energy flings at the orc and exploads with petals. A sweet perfume fills the air. The orc stops what it is doing and finds bigger fish to fry.}
That was a bit embarrasing
{when it leaves, two large doors appear in front of you and a thick perfume blankets the already sweet smelling room prodcued from your magic. To the left, a wet door that is emitting the sound of a small waterfall. To the right, a yellow door. Coming out of it are fireflies seeped in melancholy}
"you must choose a fate. This is your final step."
where is that voice coming from
"to your left, a life of sloth, happiness and mystisism. To the right, a life of pure magic, sweet smells and freedom."
[[pass through the yellow door]]
[[pass through the waterfall door]]
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{you slam an axe straight into the face of the puppet. Instantly, the show falls apart and a round of appalause can be heard echoing around the room}
{the puppet's face hangs still, black ooze dripping down it's face like sweet, sweet reacle}
now is not the time for pudding
{the puppet erupts into a puff of smoke and suddenly in front of you lays to doors that weren't there before. To the left, a door covered in mud and a toadstool. To the right, a door covered in sand and spears. A voice can be heard echoing around you}
"To your left lays a life of tradition, thwarted imperialism and crumpets with butter"
"To your right lays a life of ritural, pracitse, meditation and defense"
this is it
[[pass through the toadstool door]]
[[pass through the speared door]]
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{you chrage bolts of power into the puppets body. Instantly, the show falls apart and a round of appalause can be heard echoing around the room}
{the puppet's face hangs still, white ooze dripping down it's chest like sweet, sweet milk}
now is not the time for a drink
{the puppet erupts into a puff of smoke and suddenly in front of you lays to doors that weren't there before. To the left, a dusty door with little else to show for itself. To the right, a door lightly peppered with roots and glowing olive with magical energy. You hear a voice}
"To the left, a life of soil magic and earthworm propaganda"
"To the right, a life of peace equipped with the greatest wisdom in the world"
[[pass through the dusty door]]
[[pass through the olive door]]
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{the vampire is clearly impressed by what he has just seen}
{he simply nods and shatters into glass right in front of you, along with the table and tasty lobster meat}
oh
{then, in front of you, two doors appear}
{the one on the left is surrounded by an extremely tightly-knit array of feathers. The one on the right was smothered entirely by scales. Warmth radiated out of the slick shiny surface. A voice speaks out from the darkest crevices of the Electric Boogaloo realm...}
"your destiny lies ahead of you"
"to the left, a life of the lone warrior. To the right, you will respect the royal family with fierce passion. You are highly religious and physically powerful."
[[pass through the scaley door]]
[[pass through the uniformly feathered door]]
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"Yar nat fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it - yer nat fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!"
{you realise that perhaps this wasn't the best way to play this given the terrifying sight of the creature and it's ability to probably eat you as well as the lobster currently residing inside your stomach}
the lobster was great
"Hark Ronnie, hark! By what passage beyond sacred realms doth the eye that greets me harp a swan song behind chattered teeth and salted form? I bid thee a harsh sleep, child, for crusty tentacles smother yer vision so, an' dark, whimsicle tales of burnt bludgeoned tooth nay warery a traveller beckoning hope upon those coasts of yore!"
{the entire scene shatters into glass, everywhere and out from the aether appears two more doors}
{to the right, a door that is striped and slightly furry. To the left, a door that seems to twist and spiral in way you never thought were possible...}
{a voice:}
"to the right, a life in a magical empire, you are proud, never-tiring and fiercely determined. To the left, a life heavily fortified and ready for any challenger."
[[pass through the striped door]]
[[pass through the labyrinth door]]
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{you click your fingers and tiny wheels appear behind you and swiftly hurl you away from the dirty goblin, allowing you to launch a counterattack with a well placed sock to the head. The goblins face crunches and blood flies everywhere as it's body shatters to a thin glass and dissapears into the aether, somewhere within the realms of the Electric Boogaloo itself...}
it was an illusion
{a mechanical thud can be heard as cogs turn in front of you and two heavy iron doors swivel around and face you at the other end of the room. To the left, a door that smells of well carbonated alloys. You can hear hammers hitting metal as embers burst out from it. The other is laden with elegant knives with the scent of industry and holy order.}
"two doors. Two races. You must make a choice."
"the door to the left is a life of pride, stubbornness, hoarding and rich mining. The door to the right is a life of wisdom, sobreity and industry. Choose."
[[pass through the stainless door]]
[[pass through the holy knived door]]
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{warping both space and time, you find yourself at a vantage point behind the orc. You raise a staff and send a shcokwave of mystical energy straight into the goblin, disintergrating it at once. Shards of glass that used to be it's skin litter the clean floor}
you'll get your housekeeper on this
{before it even happens you sense the precense of two doors. You turn to greet them and sure enough, seconds later, two doors appear}
{to the left is a door with a gigantic clock on it. It is running backwards. To the right is a door covered in stars. It is a thing of beauty. The, from somewhere in the confines of the Electric Boogaloo, a voice:}
"you must..."
choose a door?
"yes. To the left is..."
a door that will bring a life of science, importance and knowledge. To the right, a door that will bring a life of mystisism, responsibility and wisdom
"yes."
[[pass through the temporal door]]
[[pass through the spacial door]]
Then, a small crack forms in the fabric of reality, you pear through it and see a man, grinning at you with malice
[[peak through the crack]]
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{you find yourself in a long hallway in a huge castle throne room. Sitting at the end of the room is a High Elf, ordaned with jewelery and wearing a crown. He is surrounded by royal guard}
{he beckons you over}
the carpet feels unnaturally soft
{he smiles and commands you to do a silly dance for his entertainment. A beautiful woman by his side looks at you in disgust}
the whole world is laughing...
{you have a memory, a false memory no doubt, of why you are here}
{you didn't get captured. You allowed yourself to become enslanved to get this close to the king}
{they have despsied your kind for years}
time for some kill-kill
but the guards are strong and you are not
[[the woman beside him is a sucubus and a friend. Your skillful use of words has convinced her to stab the king in the heart]]
[[your alchemic magika has placed an meat-alchemika set of guards beside him that will expload into a poison gas cloud]]
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{The next room is a small cabin in the woods, cold. Tiny compared to the last}
there's a man standing right there
{a man looks at you uncomfortably.}
that's not a man
{the creature pulls his entire skin off to reveal he is infact an Ent, a tricky creature and a master of illusion}
"you dare burn my lands. Do you not understand, my kind IS the land!"
he's reffering to deforestation
{you can follow his trail of thought but you fail to see how you personally could be held responsible for killing his entire kind, you're not exactly 'from here'}
there are roots everywhere
{unknown to you, the entire time the ent has been attempting to ensnare you with green magic! The ent grins and it's thick rooty beard heaves soil, water seepes out from it's feet and gas begins to emit from the top of it's head}
probably time to do something
[[deftly smash the roots with a huge hammer]]
[[use shadow magika to darken the room to make a quick escape]]
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{The next room is completely englufed by thick smoke}
{despite this, your eyes are good enough to spot the 5-foot tall mole sprinting straight at you}
does this mole know who I AM?
{it dosen't do anyrhing to suggest that is the case}
{as it gets closer, it grinds to a hault and looks at you, dumb and unassuming}
this creature just wants a friend
{that is out of the question. This thing is pretty ugly. And poor. You don't want to be seen around that. Gross}
[[use your sword to slay the beast. Don't just put it out of it's misery though, it needs to be made into an example. After weeks of artful torture, the mole, now after questionably even being classed as an animal at that point, will probably be consumed to eternal damnation in the un-ending chasm of perpetual doom]]
[[why get your new clothes dirty when you could sort it out with a quick bit of medium magic? Simply turn it's organs inside out and replace it's heart with a broiled carrot. That ought to do it]]
{no. What are you doing! Why are your thoughts so corrupted!}
[[greet the mole]]
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{The next room stinks of poison and rat feet}
{the room looks just lie a casino for humanoids, the buttons are too small and there are elf waitors serving to gigantic fat humans. The humans turn to the waitors and shovel food directly from the plate to their mouths}
{you love a good bit of gambling and for some reason you cannot stand elves, but this human needs to leave right now}
{you walk over to the human ready to pounce}
is that a...?
{the human quickly draws an ancient looking pistol, it's design clearly more advanced than a musket but it is hardly modern, almost like the modern pistol had been developed in a different timeline where certain technological advances never happend}
{he cock the gun, wax dripping from one chamber and igniting a gunpowder portion}
he's going to kill
[[he has a gun, but so do you. Your gun is more expensive and longer]]
[[a bit of bile magika will send any bullet that comes out of that right back into his spleen]]
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Quite a lot of time has passed
It's probably dead now
{you place your hand on it's collapsed lung}
this creature died hours ago
{in front of you, the walls of the Electric Boogaloo (and by extension, the fabric of time) revolves several million degrees in front of you before stopping instantly, causing four large shcokwaves over your body}
it is another set of doors
{you are bored of this now}
"two doors, two fates, one reality"
{To the left, a salty door that stinks of rum and is laden with fresh loot. The right door is damp but made entirely of the highest quality red velvet you have ever seen.}
"To the right, a life of vast jungle conquest, unrelenting honesty and wealth. To the left, a life of vast aquatic conquest, lies, corruption and booty."
"choose a path"
[[pass through the boozy door]]
[[pass through the lavish door]]
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The stench of cabbage fill the air but it was worth it. Cabbage isn't so bad really.
{the air in front of you (the Electric Boogaloo's air contains tiny particles of antimatter) begins to combust in a series of fireworks before your eyes and under your nose}
This is. Interesting.
{not long after the atoms began to annihilate themslves, two doors appear instantly, a warm heat being produced from them as the bonds between the atoms of the door begin to vibrate}
Then, a voice booms out
"here are your final set of doors"
{the warm doors are different in appearence. One, to the left, is basked in a veil of pure moonlight... the other, to the right, is so dark it begins to bend light towards it}
"to the left, a world of secret murders. To the right, a life of dark secrets and the beggining of the end of ages"
[[pass through the moon door]]
[[pass through the black door]]
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A deft shot in the lower lip, followed by a roundhouse kick finished off the gastly humanoid, sending him straight dan'unda'
{a noise echoes from afar. It is the sound of a violin being played}
{the noise keeps getting louder, louder, LOUDER}
Can someone stop playing the violin please?
{the violin stopped and two doors appear in front of you.}
where are they though?
{the doors are made entirely from sound waves and so you must listen to them in order to pass through...}
{Your left ear hears the sound of rocks falling from a great height. Your right ear detects the neighing of many animals and the dry pitter-patter of fleshy feet}
"now choose a path, child of the Boogaloo"
{you hear a voice but it isn't a sound but a person in front of you using sign-language to communicate}
"to the left, a life of solitude, conspiring towards the ultimate end of times. To the right, a life at the heart of a pride, forever on the hunt to tear down society."
[[pass through the stone door]]
[[pass through the many-animaled door]]
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You perform some blood magic and it goes wrong in the best way possible: the bullet turns into a guillotine and is flung directly at your attacker. Before seeing the man's gory end, the scene vansishes before your eyes.
That's really boring.
{the room starts filling with water. The second you can feel it, you realise it is extremely warm}
{very soon after it started filling, the room is now entirely submerged, holding in your last breath as much as you can, your lungs finally give in and you inhale litres and litres of boiling hot water... only to find you can now breathe under-water}
that's pretty lucky
{not much time later, you notice two circular doors in front of you, they open with a mechanism similar to a submarine}
"two doors, two lives"
a voice bubbles out of the depths
{you look at the doors, the left one is seeping a thick sludge and a thcik blue oil. The other is the perfect form of light, it is so bright you can feel your eyes getting ready to turn to ash, it's purity so thick you can feel everytrhing peel away from you...}
"to the left, a world within an orb. Covert the luxuries your enemies have and destroy them. To the right, bright, pure, order."
[[pass through the Luminous door]]
[[pass through the slime door]]
As you try to make up your mind, a strange sound starts to play. It is beautiful, melancholic and demands your attention. It is behind a third door that has no manifested itself...
[[pass through the melancholic door]]
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The woman goes to stab the King. She smirks and winks at you. The king then looks at her and smiles. He knew this was coming. He's wearing mail! Run! RUN NOW!
Before you are able to escape, the whole scene puffs up into smoke, choking out your throat with carbon...
When the smoke subsides, a set of two doors appears before you, different from the ones you have seen before.
{On the right, a filthy door in dire need of love and affection. On the left, a fleshy grey door adjorned with axes and the occasional piece of meat. Juicy, juicy meat.}
"ah, you have found yourself at the fifth most unpleasent end of the Boogaloo!"
what does that mean?
"you have gone through several doors, all your own choice and have managed to get to these digusting entrances... you should feel bad about that. Anyway, I'll do what I always do. Both doors are full of hate, evil, filth and gore. They're both very similar. Just pick the one that you think looks the worst, I suppose. That's what you like, isn't it? Filth."
[[pass through the tattered door]]
[[pass through the grey, fleshy door]]
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You await the brilliant explosion... but nothing happens. The King looks at you with a smirk. They're on to you. GET OUT NOW!!!
Before you are able to escape, the whole scene puffs up into green smoke, choking out your insides with poison...
When the smoke subsides, a set of two doors appears before you, different from the ones you have seen before.
{On the right, a filthy door covered in used arrows held in a quiver. For some reason it smells like flatulence? On the left, the cheese door. It's just a door made of cheese.}
"ah, you have found yourself in the third most unpleasent end of the Boogaloo!"
what does that mean?
"you have gone through several doors, all your own choice and have managed to get you here... you should feel pretty bad about that. Anyway, I'll do what I always do. Both doors are full of hate, evil, filth and gore. They're both very similar. Just pick the one that you think looks the worst, I suppose. That's what you like, isn't it? Filth."
[[pass through the quiver door]]
[[pass through the cheesy door]]
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You try to fight back but you can do litterally nothing to stop the onslught of roots.
"pathetic. A worm like you could never harm an Ent."
the Ent laughs and leaves you alone, looking for more worthy prey.
Physically unharmed but with a swolen ego, you notice two new doors have now shown themselves...
{to the left, a dank, musically incoherrant door that smells of desire. To the right, a bright lunar door, unhinged somewhat.}
"pathetic one, make a choice, if you must"
you don't apprieciate the tone but you listen anyway
"to the left, a world of darkness and longing, to the right a life of solitude and betrayl"
[[pass through the unhinged lunar door]]
[[pass through the tone-deaf door]]
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You run away from the creature but run full-force into the walls of the room and pass out.
You reawken, unsure of how much time has passed. You don't feel any pain though. You don't really have a physical form here, afterall. What you do notice though, is that two brand new doors have appeared in the time you were out.
{to the left, a door that was once great that now generates a field of energy that seems to drain your health somewhat. To the right, a tiny little hole that seems to be making the room darker the more you look at it.}
"ah-hah! it is the weakling!"
he's talking about you
"were you aware of the question and the clues?"
you don't know if you don't know what he's talking about
"regardless, you are here. Choose a door. To the left, a life of a once-great nation. To the right, a life of revenge and power"
[[pass through the anti-heal door]]
[[pass through the increasingly black door]]
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[Oh watch it there, it's the mole!
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"despite what it seemed
you spared my moley fur hide
I must provide thanks."
The mole squints at you, the light practically spilling out of your veins like one of those snails you can find just across the way
"that reminds me now
the man who speaks lymmeric
he is opposite"
The mole squints at you, it's wisdom weighs at least more than that of the small creature it's physcial form has manifested itself as
"Well I will go now,
take heed of my moley words
for they may help you"
The mole squints at you and right there in front of you turns to a pure ball of light before seeping through the very wrinkles of reality itself.
{That is not your every day mole}
A door spawns before you
[[Pass Through |Choose the left door, past the metropolis]]
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Dorothy, Miriam, Clobbydobby, Clair, Jenny, Jane, Cynthia, Penny, Wanda, Smig-Bones
Oh my GOD these HUMANS have gone CRAZY!
Everyone is screaming, their forms pixelated and shifting like coiled snakes throughout the sands of space.....
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Dorothy: WKH GRJ’V IDYRXULWH JUHHN JRG LV KDGHV! L GRQ’W NQRZ ZKB L DP WHOOLQJ BRX WKLV. ZKHUH DP L?!
Miriam: DIWHU BRX JHW PH RXW, L’OO WHOO BRX WKH WUXWK DERXW WKH HOHFWULF ERRJDORR.
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Clair: Everyone else is speaking some strange language I am not familiar with... when we fell into this colourful realm, most of us crash landed. I guess I was the only one who didn't get so messed up...
Jenny: WKH GRJ’V VHFUHW FRGH UHODWHV WR WKH JUHHN JRG WKDW ORYHV ZLQH. WKDW’V DOO L NQRZ, NLG.
Jane: WKHUH’V VRPHWKLQJ ORGJHG LQ PB EUDLQ WKDW LV WHOOLQJ PH L QHHG WR VDB WKH ZRUG ‘CHXV’. EXW KRQHVWOB LI BRX FDQ XQGHUVWDQG PH, BRX’UH SUREDEOB LQVDQH.
Cynthia: ZDV LW PDUV? QHSWXQH? WKHUH’V VRPHWKLQJ ZURQJ DERXW WKDW. WKH GRJ JRW UHDOOB DQJUB ZKHQ L VDLG WKRVH QDPHV. PDQ MXVW JHW PH RXW RI WKLV URRP, L KDYHQ’W VHHQ PB ZLIH IRU 40 BHDUV. BHV. 40. ZH’YH EHHQ VWXFN KHUH IRU WKDW ORQJ.
Penny: D ZLVH ROG KRXQG WROG PH WKDW DWKHQD KHOG WKH WUXWK WR WKH VHFUHWV. VRXQGV OLNH D ORDG RI QRQVHQVH LI BRX DVN PH.
Wanda: LW’V EHHQ VR ORQJ WKDW L FDQ’W HYHQ UHPHPEHU ZKDW IRRG ORRNV OLNH OHW DORQH WDVWHV OLNH… WKLV LV KHOO. L KDYH GLHG DQG JRQH WR KHOO. SOHDVH JHW PH RXW RI KHUH L FDQQRW FRPSUHKHQG LW’V FRORXUV.
Smig-Bones: VPLJ. ERQHV. FUXXVVVVKKKK! PH. LV. VPLJ. ERQHV. GRJ. VDB. SRVHLGRQ.
After listening to these strange verses for what feels like an eternity, you decide it is time to leave. You quickly discover, however that you are stuck in here, the door is shut.
Clair: There's no way out of here! You are stuck! Why else do you think we've lost our MINDSSSSSZZZZZZZZKWNMFSNRUFGDIUHIHOUIHERIUH
The room falls apart, crumbling into green and black pixels and you are flung into another room
[[Open Your Eyes |Choose the left door, past the village]]
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Light Gnome
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
There is something inherently whimsical about the Light Gnome. Their lives are much like other forest folk: calm and simple. Light Gnomes like to dwell within a short walk of bigger settlements, at the borders of forests. Thier small hamlet communities may seem like they live entirely off the land, but they greatly benefit from the luxuires of nearby wealth without putting in the effort to contribute to a larger society.
Having said that, the warriors among them punch far above their weight and more than make up for the species at large. Every hamlet is protected by a Dwoorgel, an alpha gnome tasked with nullifying shadows wherever they may pop up. It is this tradition that has earned them their name.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Faun
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Fauns are one of the few races in the Painted Dimension that never cease to move. Rather than settling in one place, the musical creatures are always travelling in one large caravan, bringing merryment and amusement to those willing to lend a coin to their cause.
Just try not to over-indludge. Expulsion from a Faun clan is, for a Faun, a fate worse than death. Whilst the music, alchohol and laughter might be intoxicating, be sure to balance it with the duties of the clan.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Lakemaid
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Lakemaids, resembling humans with gigantic fish tails, exist exclusively by fresh water sources. Most of their day is spent singing, drawing in unsuspecting victims with their inate sexual allure. Unlike the monsterous sirens, lakemaids simply want to commit harmless muggings, daylight roberies or sometimes just practical jokes, to pass the time. Sometimes they really do fancy one of the poor folk who pass by. This is almost always unsuccsesful, however, as the lakemaid's exclusive diet of uncooked trout, salmon and so on makes for a particulalrly potent breath that will knock back even the bravest of souls.
Even if that were not enough to push away any would-be lovers, Lakemaids, despite their feminine appearence, are extremely asexual, possesing a bizzare spherical sexual organ that, from time-to-time, spits out a baby Lakemaid that, for reasons unknown, has a very different genetic makeup to it's parent.
This process, known as half-maid-life emission, has been a huge studying point for researchers into the field of probability, true randomness and, as a result, the fabric of reality itself... a true topic of enjoyment amongst schlars in the painted dimension!
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Calcinated Upper Faerie of the Denounced Order of Goboria
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Sometimes, little children lose their childhood teeth, it is a part of growing up for lots of races in the Painted Dimension. Some cultures throw them away, a husk not worth any trouble. Surely though, with billions of individuals in the dimension, there would be teeth lying all over the place? The fact that this is not the case, is down to the ingenuity of the humble Calcinated Faerie.
Long ago, a great empire named Goboria once ruled the mushroom forests found in the Southern Hemisphere of the Painted Dimension. The Goborians would collect Faerie's and order them to find Calcium deposits in order to fashion the tips of Goborian blades: their signature weapons. This eventually gave way to the 'calcinated' variety of Faerie that quickly evolved through forced selective breeding to be specialist in detecting calcium and surviving calcium-rich environments.
Now, the empire of Goboria is a thing of the past, their nation scattered and splintered into dozens of smaller factions. The Calcinated Faerie's lived on, however. Without their masters, they were free to create a nation of their own, considering themselves to be above all other faerie but still working with them. The Calcinated Upper Faeries of the Denounced Order of Goboria proudly wear the label of the empire that once enslaved them as a way of reminding others that they not only survived living under the empire's rule but were also instrumental in it's downfall...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to rise into Light]]
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Baboon'mn
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
The Baboon'mn are a highly religious people who live in scattered tribes across the vast savanna of Ablom'Ghol. The creatures live extremely basic lives, free of almost all technology. They speak a language that is only understood by select scholars outside of the Baboon'mn themselves. Even different tribes amongst the race will have heavy dielects that require years of study to master the idiosyncrasies between the micro-cultures.
Some races, particularly those who once fought for the forces of Grey in the Colour War, do not even know of the existense of the Baboon'mn. This is a blessing and a curse. Although the Baboon'mn live a peaceful life, mostly un-opposed save for the odd monster raid, they are also cut-off from the rest of the world and the important information it can provide. It is for that reason that most Baboon'mn began to panic when colour started to fade across the world in 2020, many tribes beliveving this to be the end of times and committing mass suicide and tributes to their gods.
Now that they have come out of the other end in-tact has further cemented their belief in their ancient gods.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Bufon
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
The stout Bufon are a proud race of toadsmen living on their own island nation to the east of the swamps of Frandolia. The cigar smoking, snayward snorting gentlemen once had minor colonies across the Painted Dimension but found the issue of supplying cigars and snayward across the world to be to much of a difficulty and instead decided to live a conservative life away from any other race.
Despite being stubborn reclusive creatures, they are suprisingly dependable when the time calls for it. Though they will not admit it, they are fondly keen of the races of light and poured resources into supplying their world-leading artillery to other races across the pond to help in the struggle against those that brought about Grey in the colour war of 2020...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Putorius-no-furrosia
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Call a Putorius-no-furrosia a ferret and they'll likely try to bite you. It's probably a quite racist these days, really. That dosen't change the fact that the Greybaron Ronnie's sick experiments with animals resulted in a few races recognised as sentient today, one of which was the Putorius-no-furrosia.
In the days of the Colour War, sentient furret creatures would pillage lesser towns in their thousands as the Greybaron had figured out a way of taking the muscle and minds of grey orcs and combining it with the speed and reproducability of the humble ferret.
Despite these origins, Putorius-no-furrosia are a noble people who have devoted their first few years as a new race of people undoing their actions in the War by rebuilding pillaged towns and creating multiple funds throughout the Painted Dimension to aid those who's families and livelyhoods were destoryed by Putorius-no-furrosia paws...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Ent
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Little is known about the mysterious Ent. That is to say, there is a lack of records of their existense and society. However, that is not to say that there are no beings in the Painted Dimension who are fully aware of their existense.
Many years ago, gigantic forests, bigger than any city or even some smaller countires existed and were teeming with lots of different life forms. Almost all of these creatures and monsters are now thought to be extinct due to the aftermath of the Colour War, but slowly the forests are growing back, with the aid of the Ents.
Their ability to regrown forests has been a game-changer in restoring the balance knocked off-centre when the green gem was stolen long ago. Their work goes uncredited, however, prefering to keep themselves shrouded in case another Greybaron was to rise up again...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Salamd'a
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
The salamd'a are a proud savvanna civilization that pride themselves on their vast desert armies. They are long, fierce rivals of the zebrado at constant war over savvannan territory, ripping up Baboonm'n terriotory without realising it to create tactical millitary bases.
Their physical ability eclipses that of the Zebrado, employing extreme, world class millitary-formations of warriors and carefully placed long-ranged archers to pin down the clumsy Zebrado ranks.
They are good intentioned though, working tirelessly to protect the Savanna's cyan gem at all costs from any outside evil. They belive the Zebrado to be tainted demon spawn but in reality the Zebrado are extremely similar to the Salamd'a. If the two opposing forces realised this, the united Savvannan front would be a mighty force to be reckoned with across the Painted Dimension.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to rise into Light]]
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Winged Settler
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Souring above the plains of the Painted dimension you will see the brilliant and fear-inducing Winged Settlers souring over their dominion (they actually claim to be the leading authority in the dimension much to the dismay of other, more powerful races).
Whilst their egos may be as mig as their wingspan, they are an ally to be counted on. Existing in small but highly advanced centres dotted through the Humarian Plains, Winged Settlers have taken it upon themselves to survey the world for any clues to the return of Grey forces again and actively try to keep order dimension-wide.
Whilst their infringement into other borders is often shunned, they do it for their own idea of what is 'good' and most of the time their help is appreciated.
The 'settler' in their name originated from their strange appearence one day in the Painted Dimension, seemingly appearing out of nowehere and exerting their authority after establishing land for themselves.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Zebrado-Centauri
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
The zebrado are a proud savvanna civilization that pride themselves on their vast desert armies. They are long, fierce rivals of the Salamd'a at constant war over savvannan territory, ripping up Baboonm'n territory without realising it to create tactical millitary bases.
Their magical ability eclipses that of the Salamd'a, employing extreme, world class alchemical-formations of red mages and carefully placed long-ranged priests to heal their units mid-battle.
They are good intentioned though, working tirelessly to retireve the cyan colour gem from the Salamd'a at all costs from any outside evil. They belive the Salamd'a to be tainted demon spawn but in reality they are extremely similar to the Zebrado. If the two opposing forces realised this, the united Savvannan front would be a mighty force to be reckoned with across the Painted Dimension.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to rise into Light]]
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Minotaur
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Have you ever wondered what lays at the heart of the Great Southern Maze of Ambolish'mnmn:KA-KA? Many have attempted to find it's centre to great peril.
Adventuring by foot is not adviced. From observation by air, the maze would take someone years to travel through, even assuming they were following the correct path.
Logically, then, others have tried access via the air but have also met their deaths. An unknown technology prevents them from getting too close to the gigantic central area.
The secret to the maze is simple: there is no way in. The minotaurs pride themselves on their great civilization that lies within the very walls of the maze itself. By hiding in plain site and directing fools who wish to reach a non-existent centre, the minotaurs have prospered, undettered by outsider influence. It is for the this reason that their food, culture and technology evolved in a different way to the rest of the Painted Dimension...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
[[Restart|Click Here to rise into Light]]
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Dwarf
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
Dwarves are probably the hardiest race in the Painted Dimension. They definitely consider themselves to be that. Every Dwarf knows a miner, or is a miner. Harvesting valuable ores, gems and relics is in their blood. So much so, that what is considered 'poverty' for a dwarf, would be likely seen as pretty wealthy in most other societies.
Dwarven cities are enormous and can be found scattered across the world, always found near a plentiful mine. Dwarvern cities are a mess to navigate because their roads and buildings have been designed around the location of the next mine. When that mine is depleted, they build more roads to the next.
Whilst this has led to considerable blacksmithing skills and claim to some of the toughest warriors wearing the toughest armour in the world, the vast abundance of abanadoned mines left behind from previous dwarf generations has become the home of more insidious creatures...
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Benevolent Wort Hag of the 9th Holy Order
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
After one hundred years and another one hundred more, the Malevolent Wort Hag of the 8th Holy Order turned a new leaf. The end of the Colour War brought about a period of great growth and peace to hag-kind. Enourmous cities made of lead and titanium were erected, the world's greatest libraries and emporiums for the wonderfully magiked.
Skilled with both other-dimension Magic and Magik of the Painted, Hags are no joke in combat. That said, they rarely resort to offensive spells, instead adopting more defensive tactics.
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Time Baron
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The Temporal Barons look almost like humans except for their vastly different metabolism. Armed with four stomachs, a Temporal Baron can only fufill itself with a meal quadruple that of a human. This abundance of energy is of course channeled into an energy in which the race have gained their name: temporal magic.
Temporal magic (in reality it's the same material as the walls of the Electric Boogaloo) is an essence that allows for time travel. The magic works by sending matter in exact atomic equivilence to the matter being used as fuel to power the temporal magic, back or forwards (sometimes left, but never right) in time. Two of the four stomachs of the temporal baron is used to simply power the baron itslef, the other two are used for the magic.
Of course, the Barons have a way of using this magic in plenty of engenious ways, making them by far th most technologically advanced culture in the Painted Dimension. Thier methods and gadgets are top secret though, as is their society which only invites the occasional guest in to their mountain home, that being almost always a High Elf.
The Temporal Barons and the High Elves forged a pact, centuries ago. Whereas the Barons have mastered time, the Elves have mastered space. The two races vowed to never use their magic outside of their own society and to never interfer with the outside world unless the fate of the Dimension was in peril.
The elves belive that both sides have never needed to use their magic on the outside world. In reality, every 50 years or so, dark elves hidden amongst the ranks of High Elves are allowed into power and unleash wars that the world have never seen before, raining death and destruction on all. When this happens, the Barons transport every being in the world, save for the tainted elves and those who bought them to power, back in time and thus on a completely new timeline, or 'dimension'. It is for this reason that the current Painted Dimension is more like the 100th of it's kind and it is also why technology here has never gone past what it does in 50 years time, or so.
To power this great transportation every 50 years, the temporal Barons mostly use their magic to be stored in gigantic battery farms so that, when the time comes round again, there will be enough magic to transport every citizen back in time.
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High Elf
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The High elf society considers itslef 'above' all other life forms, save for the Temporal Barons (of whom they secretely despise but tolerate). A long time ago, a High Elf Indigo Mage discovered how to teleport great distances in an instant and also how to transport objects in a very similar way. This secret art remains a top secret amongst High Elves. In fact, there is an age-old pact between the High Elves and the Temporal Barons for each race to keep their secrets of space travel and time travel to themselves and to only inact the powers should a great tradedgy befowl the lands.
Thus far, neither part have had to use their respective technologies...
Hidden within the ranks of High Elf culture are sects of Dark elves who are planning to topple the High Elves and use the space magic to it's full powers. Luckily, an order of highly killed Space Keepers guard the secrets with their life and a leak of information has never happened in all of High Elf culture.
That is what they thought...
Several years ago, a tiny rift in space was discovered. Viewing the rift turned all of those observers blind in the process. These scholars scribed the vision to their apprentices to write down the information of scrolls, as they could no longer write. When the scroll was complete, the apprentices too, went blind. It would seem even trying to imagine what was through that portal would be enough to send the mind into madness...
What they were seeing, of course, was the enitre Electric Boogaloo, an image that even the mightiest of gods would not be able to comprehend. As to why the rift appeared, some speculate that it is a random occurance that has happend before, unnoticed. Others, however, speak of a more worrying prospect, that the boundries of spacetime are being stretched by the existence of two many parrelel-realties squeezed tightly next to each other, something that could only occur if a gigantic, repetetive shift in a timeline had occured dozens of times over...
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Scourger
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Scourgers weren't originally a genetic species, containing a wide selection of dwarfs, gnomes, orcs, humans and goblins who dedicated their life to the Scourger Pirate company to raid the beach towns of the Painted Dimension. Not too long ago, however, the leader of the SPC, Gravy Bones, came across forbidden treasure that was thought to be long-lost in time.
Taking all he could see, the pirate spent all of it on beautiful women, fancy rums and the best cigars money could buy. When he had just run out, the stench of a curse filled his nose just before his nose fell completely off. His skin began to turn rubbery and his eye blackened. Very soon, it became clear, that he had fused with the mother of the sea and had become half human-half fish.
The Scourgers, from that point onwards, took on a whole new form. To become one, each crew member must take a blood transfusion from Gravy himself. Although the physical changes that Gravy went through did not happen to the crew members, they did gain the ability of breathe underwater and were rewared with expanded Liver Capacity. Alongside this, membership to the world's biggest, richest and most succsesful pirate company. The cost? A lifetime locked at sea and the constant smell of rotten fish coming from their skin. A fair trade to some.
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Rain Mogul
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Rain Moguls are the great protectors of the many rainforest regions scattered throughout the Painted Dimensions. During the colour war, sea level rose out of control due to the mis-handling of the cyan gem. This caused huge human cities to become englufed, killing millions and destorying the great structures with it...
There were a select few who survived, however...
Some of the energy from the cyan gem lingered in the destructive waves crashing at the mighty cit wallsa dn some humans, those more attuned to colour, were able to un-knowingly sap that energy and gained the ability to breathe underwater...
Generations have passed since then, the colour war a distant memory. Now that the seas have returned to their rightful levels, the great remains of human cities have been unearthed. Revealed from the ruins were a new race of humans, calling themselves the Sea Lords. Similar to humans but with the ability to breathe underwater, the Sea lords quickly claimed ownership of the once human lands, seperating themselves from their ancestors.
As Sea Lord settlements began to flourish, so did the nature surrouinding the newly-hydrated cities, which quikcly grew to thick rainforest jungles. Not longer in need of their water-breathing like they once did, the Sea Lords took to mastering rain magic in order to expand their jungle borders.
The modern Sea Lords, now under the banner of 'Rain Moguls' are a genuine threat to peace in the Painted Dimension, with a strict policy of expansionism, slowly terraforming the dimension into their favoured jungle climate. They are a rich nation, drunk with resources and power and will stop at nothing to rule the dimension.
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Greater Lycanthrope
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The Grey Baron performed many sick experiments over the course of the Colour War, one of which was the attempt to turn humans into canines to join his ranks.
The experiment was technically a failure, but did spawn armies of ferocious Lycanthropes: human-canine hybrids with no care for their own lives and a thirst for blood that could, importantly, be tuned to specific races.
99.9% of Lycanthropes turned out this way. However, the ones that didn't were born Greater, with levels of intelligence not only matching but often far surpassing that of both humans and canines. Most Greater Lycans were found out and killed, their higher intelligence being only a hinderance to the mindless waves of lycanthropes desired for the war.
Not all Greater Lycanthropes were put-down, however. Those that managed to fall through the filter managed to escape, forming tiny colonies and breeding, securing a future bloodline of Greater Lycanthropes that still exist to this day.
Now on the verge of extinction, a single brood of 100 Greater Lycanthropes exist in the ruins of Lackman Castle in the mountains of Garag Nan, Southern Haayweld. The bitter creatures know that their kind is close to being forgotten with time and are extremely hostile to outsiders who wish to initiate diplomacy with them.
It is thought that they toil away their final days searching for the cure to immortality, a power they think is connected to the fabric of the moon...
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Dark Elf
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Dark Elves are High-Elves that have become elightened in the ways of darker magic, an arcane art completely unique to the Dark Elf. When High Elves discovered their secret to space-travel teleportation, certain scholars began to see worrying signs in the calculations which painted a rather unsettling story...
These scholars found that there was evidence of a ripping effect, found within the fabric of space itself, which, from their estimations, suggested there was an overabundance of matter squeezed into an impossibly tiny space. Realising that this could not possibly be atomically correct, they began to understand that this tearing effect was being influenced by higher dimensions, unimaginable to the untrained brain.
After much research, the High Elf scientists learned of the awful truth. In seeing this, their brains, unable to cope with what they had learnt, inverted, along with the pigmination of their skin. This pigmination is what led to their name and their minds became both fractured and 'complete'.
What they had seen was hundreds, if not thousands of realties, parrelel to that of the Painted Dimension, that came to be almost every 50 years down a particular time line. In these realities were only Dark Elves, every other specie had become extinct somehow. The rips in space weren't over-capacity, but in fact Dark Elves attempting to tear themselves back into this timeline, known as Dimension Keepers...
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Stone Golem
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In the Southern jungles deep within Rain Mogul Territory, their exists ancient temples untouched by time.
Previously, these temples were erected to store the colour gems by the very first people of the Painted Dimension. As time went on and technology grew greater with it, Archpriests began to re-locate the gems to more sophisticated housing.
This was no easy task.
Unbenounced to the Archpriest of the time, the temples house many factions of Stone Golem which, to the suprise of the whole dimension upon discovery, held entire cultures locked away within these great temples. The golems were extremely hostile.
Originally the stone golems were created using ancient earth magika to guard the gems. Due to the influence of the gems, however, the soulless stone creatures began to form a rudimentary consciousness and over thousands of years were entirely sentient.
Stone Golems cannot leave their temples without quickly deteriorating as the earth magika used to animate them is housed at the core of each temple. However, around the time of the Colour War, a faction of Dark Elves fashioned a way to allow the Golems to become free of their chains: portable earth generators that are strapped to every golem.
The Stone Golems deeply mis-trusted the outside world after their gems were stolen from them and as such sided with the Greybaron as living siege weapons agaisnt the forces of colour.
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Chimera
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Chimeras are simple the product one of the man awful experiments conducted by the Greybaron during the Colour war.
Chimeras are very close to being classed as simple beasts, and in some cases they are, but due to the nature of their biology it would be strictly un-true to throw such a blanket term at them.
Using a sea slug as a simple base, the Greybaron used it as a canvas to fuse more complex creatures together to create monsters with better properties, much like metal-alloys. Some of the creatures produced were awful beasts used in battles as a sheer scare factor due to their hideous appearences. Others used sentient races merged with beasts to form super-intelligent killing machines.
Their genes are complex. They are not, in fact, hybrids. Instead, they are more akin to all of the base animals they are made up of put on top of each other in a stack. As a result, the more 'layered' chimera can breed with virtually any creature. When the war was over and the chimera set free, hundreds of new chimeras came to be as a result of the unimaginable combinations of breeding a chimera and take part in.
It is for this reason that many factions of chimera exist with full outer-awareness. They despise all outsiders and will regularly raid smaller settlements when given the chance.
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Molusc
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The Holy Kingdom of Molusc is a gigantc order that occupies magma fields, Savvanna and de-forested fields. They exist in gigantic bubbles, where they are provided with a thick intake of carbon dioxide, which allows them to thrive even more.
Molusc are one of the oldest races in the Painted Dimension but only started expansion recently. In this time, however, they have flattened the world's bio-diversity and have made several dozens of species extinct. This rapid increase in size has not gone un-noticed, with the Moluscs being a key enemy to most other civil races.
The Molusc know this, which is why they have the most diverse millitary in the world, with several totally unique technolgies that have never been used in combat until now. The ultimate goal of the Molusc is to thrust their way of life across the Painted Dimension. Thankfully, they are not yet having their way.
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Angel
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In the great battle of Soman's Bridge in 1321, the current archpriest of felines at the time, Fluffy IV, combined the powers of every colour gem were used in conjunction to open up a gigantic well of light that englufed every combatant, good and evil.
The battle was over, and the enemy, now witnnessing only a fraction of the combined powers of the gems were capable of, quickling laid down their arms for decades to come, focussing their attention on how to heist the gems to use it for their own purposes...
Fluffy IV, named a heretic for his savage sacrifice of life, was banished for life. In time, Soman's bridge became a thriving city for all the races, living under the legend of Fluffy IV and never forgetting the sacrifices their ancestors made that day.
700 years later, the great well of light where the battle of Soman's bridge once took place, re-opened. Rising from the well were thosaunds of blood-thristy angels of light, re-purposed husks of the original armies of the battle of Soman's Bridge, fueled with rage built up from 700 years of agonising immortality in the realm of un-ending light.
The angels exchanged the life force of every citizen of Soman City in order to return to the land of the living and in seconds claimed the city for themselves, turning it into a mega-factory of light, using the infinite light energy from the well benath their feet to convert living organsim into mindless legions of automatons.
The flying Angels hunt in packs in the skies, destroying every village and town within an ever-expanding radius around Soman City, capturing people and converting them in the factory...
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Goblin
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Whilst the Goblins are world renowned for their archery skills, goblins are in actuality also very competent mages. The first goblin was an unholy crossbreed between an orc and a gnome (don't ask how that happend), it's green skin and tiny frame reflecting it's parentage.
Goblins exist all across the world but their two main strongeholds are in the great Ent Forests and also neighboring the Orcs in the magma filled orclands. These two different climates have led for two slightly different breeds of Goblins to appear but scientists have not decided if they can be categorised as different specices yet. This is because Goblins have a strong distrust towards all large civilised races .
This distrust has led to them being named the 'ticksters' of the Painted Dimension. Although they do not possess the firepower to wage war, they do have the skill and ingenuity to lay a variety of traps and tricks, particualrly in their forest home, at the dismay of anyone daring to cross goblin territory.
It is widely excepted, however, that killing a non-monster with a trap is taboo, as doing so would only endanger the Goblin whom do not want to defend agaisnt the great armies of the world.
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Lactorent
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These Super Mice are an elite group of genetically engineered rodents that were responsible for both great cheese heists: The Brie Heist of Lousiquioxe Maquine and of course the Big Blue Battle upon Old Tomb Avenue.
Technically the Lactorents are a breed of chimera, sick stacks of lifeforms piled on top of each other genetically originally formed by the Greybaron's scientists. An experimental stack of hamster, mouse and rat: it turns out that these were the key ingrediants to the ultimate rodent creature that happens to look almost exactly like the greater forest mouse.
They were rejected due to their insatiable hunger for cheese that turns out to be their only form of energy due to the unique peptide bonds found within the links between cheese molecules.
Enough were made for them to reproduce however, and due to litter sizes of thousands, Super Mice quickly covered the Painted Dimension.
Luckily for everyone else, There is only one female born for every 150,000 of these Super Mice, which limits their reproductive capability dramatically, to the relief of all cheese makers.
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Stray Feline
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Unfortunate exiles of the Archpriests holy order of Felines result in them becoming stray. This is a derogatory term that the exiled Felines despise but it became common language and they were forced to accept it.
Exile from the order is for these primary reasons:
1. Theft at any time
2. Unlawful Extinguishment of life (including ceasement of those currently undead)
3. Surpassation of 100 curses
4. Incorrect use of nomenculature within the hall of Whisker Technology
5. Breaking any law within the general sentient race pact of 1999
6. Breaking of any local laws or upset to elemental balance within 100 yards of a colour gem (within 120 yards will bring forth half a lashing)
7. Raising one's voice within realms of study whilst under the influence of aquatic magika
Most Strays are forced into a life a further crime, usually ending up killed along the way.
It is said a stray tastes particularly good with cider vinegar and a lightly toasted sesame bread. Consumtion of sentient creatures is of course illegal, but the Archpriest turns a blind eye to the strays.
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Grey Orc
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Truthully, the Orcs aren't evil but they are also not 'good' either. They are definitely barbaric though and their behavior is shunned across the Painted Dimension and thus the Elves, Dwarves and Humans did not allow them onto the united board in the last age when it was established. The Orcs did not take well to this, not because they were upset about not being on a committee but because being told 'no' is not what an Orc wants to hear.
Orcs are always in-fighting. They are at war most of the time but really, only with other Orc tribes. Their close proximity to the dwarves does cause tension but generally the dwarvern empire is left alone due to it's size and power. The Dwarves happily allow the Orcs to have their land becasue it is unfurtile, dirty and has very little mineable reasources.
The Orcs used to be green but one day, a random mutation caused an orc to turn grey. It turns out that grey is a great colour for orcs, the ladies couldn't get enough of it. Ignoring the specifics (orc mating riturals are something that should never be discussed, let alone seen), its fairly obvious how the orcs then ended up becoming grey.
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Space Elf
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The Space elf pretend to be proficient in 'astral magic' but in reality, there is no such thing. In actuality, Space elves are insuferable, cold little creatures that live so far north that very few people have ever seen them.
Facially, they look just like High Elves but usually they are much stubbier and 1 giant coiling nipple wrapped accross it's naked form (their suit covers this strange instrument of lactation). This evolution appears to serve no practical purpose, even for the female Space Elves, but it does somewhat give them a degree of mobility when rolling down the hills of the North.
Space elves despise the Bufon nation, in particular. Their wet environment, abundance of rocketry and their riches are like spit in the faces of Space Elves, despite them living so geographically far away. It is unknown how this specific hatred started but it is thought that early Bufon travellers found thier way up north and promptly left after seeing how unattractive the people were up this way.
And no, they are not from space.
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Twisted Faun
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Usually Fauns travel in great trains of other fauns, travelling the world and spreading joy with their joy and music.
There are some that over-induldge, however.
Alchohol is a large part of Faun culture. It is regulated in order to keep merryment to sustainable levels. As soon as a faun breaks this strict rule, they are exiled into the streets and banished from re-joiniong Faun-kind.
In time, enough fauns were exiled for evolution to take its toll: creating an entirely different race of Faun: the Twisted Fauns, desending from Fauns banished long ago.
Although most of the time they are known for starting fights in the steets, pick-pocketing and murdering other twisted fauns, every year the factions found within Twisted Faun communities gather together and collectively break into homes to steal presents from beneath the trees of families in festive periods.
They will then make a public display of destroying the enormous mounds of presents stolen by urinating over them, dissolving the presents due to the highly alkaline urine produced within Twisted fauns in order to break down their excessive alchohol consumption.
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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Dark Valkyrie
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Long ago, there were 7 great Valkyries of the split lights of the northern passage, east of the western southlands. The warriors were created in part by the Electric Boogaloo itself with the sole purpose to side with the just and gradually aid the Painted Dimension into understanding the meaning of life.
They possessed great healing powers, haulting wars, extinguishing natural disasters and acting like guardians. Their order would become the stuff of legend, with countless books written about them.
In time though, the Valkyrie grew tired of the lies and conflict within the Painted Dimension and came to the conclusion that these people would never be worthy of being told the 'truth' that they were destined to bestow. So they locked themselves away for thousands of years...
Until one day, during the great Colour war, a colony of dark dwarves dug up their resting place, re-awakening the Valkyrie from their slumber. What the dwarves found was a shock, even to them.
Well aware of the stories of the Valkyrie's beautiful looks, what the dwarves found were 7 hideious serpentine yet humanoid beasts, utterly drunk of dark energy. Their time underground had only enbittered them and so they quickly decided to lend a hand to the Grey Baron's cause...
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Dark Dwarf
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You have chosen a path and the Electric Boogaloo has deemed you to become a member of this race when you join the Painted Dimension...
The one thing that a Dark Dwarf despises the most is being called a 'Dark' Dwarf. Several ages ago, the Dark Dwarf was simply just the 'dwarf', a creature obssessed with mining, hidden within the caves and mountains of the Painted Dimension. At some point, two factions emerged. One side realised the importance of venturing outdoors and making a precense on the world stage, engaging in foreign trade and the benefits of the abundance of food from exoctic farming techniques only found outside. The other side disagreed, arguing that saftey and comfort could be found from in the dark and that the dwarves had lived for centuries without any war living hidden, why risk everyhing?
When the factions seperated and the Dark Dwarves continued to become isolationist, it didn't take long for those once called 'dwarves' to have 'dark' added to their name. At this point, genetically, the two are now very different. Dark Dwarves, the original dwarves, have bright white skin that is firm and hardy, can see in the dark and have such good hearing that echo-location is possible. Modern dwarves on the other hand are physically weaker and have worse hearing but their eyes have adapted to the light outside, their skin is resistant to the beating sun and years of technological advancements, including in education techniques, have made the modern dwarf smarter.
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This is the space between digital and analouge. Between life, death and everything afterwards. You know of this realm, deep down. It is where the truth lies. The true meaning of the Electric Boogaloo...
It has been mentioned to you but never spoken...
Through Darkness and Light you have travelled to get to this realm...
Or maybe you have stumbled here by chance? Good luck escaping...
We will soon see if you are worthy:
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It is the King of the Frogs
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"Yes it is I, king of the frogs"
You can see his little froglett minions dancing around the room.
"Music to your ears? Or perhaps you require something less... stunning?"
He looks up and down at you as you decide wether to hang out or go back through the previous doors...
[[pass through the Luminous door]]
[[pass through the slime door]]
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"hello little one"
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The room the man stands in is very different to what you have seen thus far. It is moving with bright rainbow lines across the deep dark behind...
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It is a flamboyant man who seems to be doing some Spring Cleaning. He puts down the springs and looks over to you, still smiling]
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"I am the Caretaker. I take great care over the many twisted rooms in this maze. You will find the answer to your question at the start of your adventure, but the key..."]
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"The key may not be so easy to obtain."]
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The man winks.]
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"I should know, I created it"]
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He places his palm facing skywards and catches the spring]
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"The Gatekeeper protects the entrance to the Boogaloo, but he does not know all of it's secrets. You can consider me a friend. I have, afterall, set up the puzzle in this Boogaloo for your enjoyment! I'm sure you will meet others along your journey. Just remember this: when the time comes, and you'll know when, you'll want to listen to what Jane has to say, followed by the name of the creature who speaks in Haikou..."]
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The crack closes, just before it does:]
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"no spaces"]
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[[pass through the temporal door]]
[[pass through the spacial door]]
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Passing through the door lands you straight into a room glistening with beautiful rainbows.
{Your hear the door slam behind you and lock}
{This next room is similarly grand to the last. Green foiliage ordanes the walls. A water fountain in the centre accompanies a flowing river that travles across the ceiling, defying gravity}
What is gravity?
{you speaking to yourself suddenly makes you aware that you have no voice or body}
{you also realise that you are not speaking yourself}
{As before, two doorways are in front of you. The first is covered in gold. It is expensive looking, but not outlandish particularly. The other, is a simple wooden frame. There is little flourish but it is clear that it was made with heart and soul}
What is the soul?
{freaking yourself out again, you decide to stop asking exostential questions and pass through a door}
[[Pass through the Oak door frame]]
[[Pass through the Intricate door frame]]
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The True Meaning of the Electric Boogaloo...
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Is the friends you met along the way! Well done on making it to the end of my devious puzzles. As recognition of this most glorious of accomplishments, you are hereby awarded rank of Master Boogalist, complete with all of the privileges that come with such a high rank.
If you are the first person to get here, you have exclusive rights to become the secret race: The Caretaker!
The Caretaker takes many forms and is ever shifting to remain hidden in plain sight. He has many names, Loki, Eris and Veles to name but a few. The Caretaker is the ultimate trickster and uses the Boogaloo as a way of quickly shifting through time and space to prey on many cultures and time periods across every known dimension...
The Caretaker takes this name because he ensures the Electric Boogaloo remains in-tact. Whilst the Guardian guards the main entrance, there are other ways in that are not guarded and like any great machine, the Electric Boogaloo must remain well-oiled to function properly!
Now get out of here and join everyone else!
[[Pass through the Electric Boogaloo door]]
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You must now make a choice...
Do you swim into the blackest of blacks? Do you fly into the whitest of whites?
Two Dimensions, extremely similar to each other but riddled with differences. One where the calamity is about to befall, the other where it was defeated...
What you become will depend heavily on your choice...
Click Here to delve into Darkness
Click Here to rise into Light
Beyond these choices, a metaphysical door in your third eye evaporates and condenses simultaneously. It is neither light nor dark, life nor death. It is locked behind an ether-chain passlock...
Click Here to transfer onto the meaning of the Electric Boogaloo